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Professor Quill
Professor Quill

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I can't remember which year this takes place, but in one of the books Hermione comes up the boy's side stairs to wake Harry up for something. She goes on about how she read in 'Hogwarts, A History' that boy's can't go up the girls side stairs, but girls can go up the boy side stairs. She makes a remark about not understanding the logic behind the sexist wards on the stairs. And in the book nothing comes of it. What if there is a ward on the boy side stairs such that a girl can't go down them unless the better part of a wizard is running down her leg. Enter Harry as the only boy in the Dorms to help her out... by fucking her. Hermione finds out the hard way that her favorite book was written by a Wizard.

Anonymous B: After the war, Harry is at the burrow, having a chat with Mr. Weasley. Harry's having a tough time adjusting to life after school, no more war, and a Ministry that needs him to help rebuild. They share a butterbeer that was tampered with by the twins (who survived) When Arthur thanks Harry for protecting his family and says if he needs anything he only needs to ask, Harry blurts out that he wants a night with Molly. Realizing something is wrong, Harry panics while Arthur tries to calm him. In doing so, he accidentially admits that he wouldn't mind, and even finds it a compliment. As the truth serum begins to wear off, Arthur admits that he's had a hard time of keeping up with his wife lately, being a few years older than Molly. Ashamed and embarrassed, Harry avoids discussing the situation for a few days, though he notices the compassionate looks from Molly and Arthur. When he finds himself alone in the kitchen with Molly one morning, he works up the courage and makes his move. I'll let Quill take it from there.

Professor Quill

HomeFront: Harry never wanted this. He didn’t desire fame or fortune, he never wanted to compete for that stupid cup. Alas normalcy was never an option, especially not once the Dark Lord was reborn. Something in Harry changed that night. Was it brought on by the death of Cedric? Was it how weak Harry felt in his ill fated duel with Voldemort? Or could it possibly been the cute brown haired Slytherin that stuck up for him when Draco decided to run his mouth about how Harry will fall to the dark lord. Harry will train and take the war to Voldemort and he might just find the one thing he’s wanted all along. Tracy Davis always regretted becoming a Slytherin. The constant back stabbing and posturing was tiring. She used to want to learn all she could and make new friends. Now all Tracy wants, no craves is someone that can help her escape the snake pit. Someone who she can finally trust. Some one who she could see as her equal. Who would have imagined that Draco sodding Malfoy would be the reason she found that person. Now she has to do is fight for it. Fight for the chance to have a new life with someone she can call her own. Tl:dr Harry finally pushed over the edge by Malfoy after the conclusion of Tri-Wizard Tournament decides turn himself into a fighter and finds the best motivator is someone to fight for.

DovahBeer

Harry meets Rita Skeeter during the World Cup where he saves her from the drunk Death Eaters. A greatful Rita strikes up a frienship with Harry and starts returning to her roots as a serious journalist that she'd been disillusioned from over the years of working at the Prophet as well as learning various secrets that shocks and disgusts her. With Harry as a new source, she looks into things and uncovers secrets that eventually get her fired before October. Harry offers to silently fund the creation of a new Newspaper to compete with the Prophet with her serving as Editor-in-chief. This leads to the creation of The Oracle. A local and internationl British Wizarding Newspaper. After Harry's name comes out of the Goblet, Rita helps Harry in dealing with the press and helps control the narrative. After the first task, Harry decides to suprise everyone by inviting Rita to the Ball. Rita Skeeter Yule Ball using Younger Miranda Richardson is the model. Did very few tweaks like smoothing skin, adding a slight tan, makeup, green eyes (Rita's eye color is never described so I took some liberity here), added more volume to her hair and brightened it up a bit: https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1074395644355154030/1089228415640543332/Rita_Skeeter_Yule_Ball.jpg?width=337&height=406

MN01

Cuckqueen Ginny: She doesn't know when it started, but she doesn't get jealous anymore about all the witches that flirt with her husband. She finds it arousing. Even more so, when those other witches are more endowned than her (which is not hard, since shes rather petite). Harry, though reluctant at first, wants to explore his wifes fantasies. Can either be the start of her fetish manifestation or it's already an established routine for them. Ginny herself organises most outings and chooses the girls. Maybe she is with them in the room and watches/masturbates or she gets video/photo messages and watches them as Harry goes down on her or something. Shes into humiliation, so maybe she chooses girls that she doesn't really like all that much (like Pansy Parkinson) or girls that are really voluptuous (like Susan Bones). She gets off to them saying how much better they are for her husband or how they are so much better in bed, since they can at least take him all the way. Maybe some of them really want to try to seduce Harry with the sex and the dirty talk (he's a popular hero after all). It's all consensual however and Harry remains in Love with her. He thinks they roleplay and roleyplay back, but doesn't take them seriously. He is a good, attentive and loyal husband.

Eladrien

Duality: Harry gets tutoring in Potions from the Carrow Twins, who are weird and a bit scary but actually very kind. They continue to help him in his classes, before finally pushing him into asking them both on a date. Harry does so, and he takes them to the Shrieking Shack... Where the final part of their plan is executed: To seduce Harry. Harry/Carrow Twins, Year 4/5 AU?

AndrewJTalon


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