[Comment posted XX25, XX, XX - 4.30 PM]
"Greetings -
I am Professor Aarial Coliare.
I am making a public statement on the Nebula Xavior Scientific Discussion Board today to put a small number of studies into question.
Mainly that which are pertaining to humans.
THESE STUDIES ARE CLEARLY AMATEUR.
Humans? Resilient? I argue, FRAGILE!! I have one beneath my heel right now!!
FUN to toy with under foot?
Subjective statement! This is NOT fun! It is COMPLAINING!!
The segments that state humans are good pets is ALSO a subjective statement. Who are these researchers to make such OPINIONATED claims?? Also, this human is VERY poorly mannered!
This human has done NOTHING but FIGHT the bottom of my foot, and has embraced NONE of the contact with my skin!!
Who are these researchers? Where did these reports come from? They are filled with INACCURACIES, LOADED STATEMENTS, and CLEARLY have HEAVY bias!
I would like to add that I am a MINERALOGIST and even I can spot the GLARING FLAWS in these BIOLOGICAL REPORTS.
While it is VALID that the scientific community cherishes YOUR OWN EXPERIMENTATION even OUTSIDE OF COMMUNITY GUIDELINES studies should NOT be SUBMITTED AS FACT until they have been able to be PROVEN and I will NOT ACCEPT these LOWER STANDARDS other research facilities on human kind are willing to STOOP TO."
[Comment updated XX25, XX, XX - 9:14 PM]
"Greetings,
This is professor Aarial Coliare.
I am apologizing. For letting my personal feelings into my public comment.
The human did not want to lick my feet.
I am sorry.
Please remove your poor reports."
uhhh ummm
2025-07-16 22:45:08 +0000 UTCRoachCDi
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