Weekly Update: What's the deal with adult games edition.
Added 2024-04-15 05:26:46 +0000 UTCScene Open
Cosmo Kramer enters Jerry's apartment (uninvited).
Kramer: Jerry? Jerry!
Jerry (coming out of the bathroom drying his hair): What? Whaaaat?!
Kramer: Jerry, she's a sucker.
Jerry: What?
Kramer: You know. That woman I met last night. Turns out... she's a sucker, Jerry.
Jerry: A sucker?
Kramer: Ohhhh a sucker. She could suck the lanes off a freeway, Jerry. Easy driving. Big lanes.
Jerry: A sucker... maybe I should find a sucker...
Kramer: You're missing out.
Enter George
George: Man, my fiancé, she couldn't suck to save her life. Can't even lick an envelope right. You ever wish you could meet a woman good with her tongue? A real sucker...
Kramer makes excited wavy hand motions.
George: No...
Jerry: Oh yes.
George: Really?
Kramer: Giddy up.
George: Where did you meet a sucker? How can I meet a sucker?
Kramer: You need the spice George, and let met tell you... the spice you don't have.
George: I could have the spice...
Jerry looks incredulous.
George: You think Elaine is a sucker?
Kramer looks to Jerry.
Jerry makes "eeehh" motion.
Enter Elaine
Elaine: That guy I was dating. He says he doesn't want to meet up again... am I doing something wrong?
George looks at Kramer.
Kramer throws his hands up.
Jerry looks at the camera.
Doo du doop duh doo doo doop do doo doopie doop doop. Bada ba da.
Comments
Never having watched the show or even having been alive when it came out, this just seems like the madness is creeping in. Honestly though I'm here for patreon shitpostingXD
Gabe Ridley
2024-04-17 01:53:49 +0000 UTCHaving watched the show with my folks growing up .. I heard this exactly as if I was watching it, gods bless you
Dylan Turner
2024-04-15 05:28:53 +0000 UTC
