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Holstaur Fact File: Limoosina

The classiest broad in the barn. Limoosina will be sure to point out that her family can trace their lineage all the way back to the first holstaurs ever created in Kirlan by the Goddess Astitia at the lake beside the Twin Mountains. She'll also tell you how provincial Medowlyn is compared to the much larger city of Klithia where here family resides. She will admit that while she misses having proper opera houses to attend, and the lack of a real art scene, and that how all the plays in Medowlyn are performed for the 'Lowest-Common-Denominator', the country is truly the place where a hucow can spread her hooves, and legs, and feel at peace.

The Mistress of the backhanded compliment, the only person she seems to enjoy having around is Renmelka, mostly because the sheepie is a sponge for all her long winded stories about how much better Klithia is.

To top it off, she refuses to wear a rough leather collar like the other ladies. Instead she attires herself with a handkerchief of the finest Thalissian blue silk.

With all this snobbery, can you really blame some of the more...rambunctious hucows for TRICKING her with a can of Milk S*cking Slimes? A classic.

But I'm looking at you, Lustenda and Oxunna!