Jail
Added 2025-10-21 11:00:15 +0000 UTCHolstaur Fact File: Brynzee
Unlike Oxunna, Brynzee is a country-cow through and through. She's a local too, learning how to swim in the Spring River, running through the northern forest, spending ours under the stars, dreaming of going nowhere else, because how could life be any better than right here in Medowlyn?
Though, as permissive as Medowlyn is, the local Sheriff doesn't much care for public urination, even if it is behind Mr. McGoodball's suckleberry bush. That's a sure fire way to spend the day in JAIL so you can learn your lesson. Of course, being a holstaur, Brynzee needs it at least twice a day. I wonder if that mean-old-sheriff is really going to make her beg for it?
Comments
OMG! Could you imagine Barney and Floyd Eifel Towering her? XD
UDDERS Comix
2025-10-23 00:55:47 +0000 UTCI don't think Andy Taylor would have done that for Brynzee if this were Mayberry, but I'm pretty sure Barney Fife would have. Barney was a player! I'm sure some kind of arrangement could be made between Brynzee and Mr. McGoodball so that she could make wee-wee behind his bush and he could get sucked off, and he could also push, push, in HER bush. If you get that 1980's pop R&B reference without going to YT, then you're older than dirt like me! Sweet work on Brynzee, a much nicer guest to look at than the town drunk Otis.
David Rudisill
2025-10-22 01:22:33 +0000 UTCHey, if you got to go you got to go, know what im saying. Sheriff better be fair.
Tinhy
2025-10-21 11:02:40 +0000 UTC
