I Love you Milker 9000
Added 2025-12-24 14:00:16 +0000 UTC"Ho Ho NO!" moaned Santa. There he was, standing in the auxiliary stables watching Vixen's cousins, Bimbo and Titzen, unpacking and using the Milker 9000 milking machine!
This wasn't just any milking machine, it was a state of the art, full sensory, mammary spa! Micro filaments in the lip of the milking-bell were tuned to warm themselves so no breast would ever feel the sting of a cold suckler ever again. There were also tiny vents in the machine that released an aroma therapy mist of lavender and vanilla to soothe and calm those hard working milkers.
Plus, the Milker 9000 was fully modified to stimulate in gentle, but firm, lactogenic pulsations that coaxed maximum milk expression.
Yes indeed, it was on the wish list of every good holstaur, and more than a handful of naughty ones. And these two misbehaved reindeer were voiding the warrantees! The entire stable carried the sweet aroma of fresh breastmilk to Santa's nose where something much more than a mouse began to stir in his jolly red drawers.
Perhaps, he thought, perhaps these two deserve something more substantial stuffed into their stockings than coal!
Congratulations to Jay Aury for coming up with this Titty Tuesday pinup, special delivered to you on Xmas Eve! I had so much fun coming up with this one! Any drawing that has sexy ladies like this getting milked is sure to put me on the naughty list in the best possible way!
Comments
And you know their milk must be as refreshing as a new fallen snow.
UDDERS Comix
2026-01-01 14:19:14 +0000 UTCIf there is anything more arousing than seeing reindeer tits, it's seeing them get sucked on with a state of the art milk pump machine. They look so large and tasty that Santa has to take a drink afterwards of that creamy milk while filling their 'stockings' and maybe eating cookies!
Sir Peter Paul Rubens
2026-01-01 12:52:41 +0000 UTCElf on the Shelf must have gotten an eyeful at your HQ parties! And those feral hogs are no joke! I've been following that story for years now. I'm sure it's just a matter of time till they move further and further north into places like Oklahoma, Arkansas and Tennessee!
UDDERS Comix
2025-12-31 04:08:14 +0000 UTCHUGE FUCKING MILKY REINDEER TIDDIES FOR XMAS! Santa got my letter! Don't worry, Santa! Bring those reindeer honeys to me at my HQ, and my proteges and I will milk them day in and day out just like we do for our holstaurs. Heck, we'll fructify them, too! I'll just have to tell Ted Nugent to leave these reindeer alone and go hunt feral pigs on my HQ's wetlands property. Ted and I will more than likely be talking about two different things when we talk about the huge racks on Bimbo and Titzen. [Lovely names!] Excellent work!
David Rudisill
2025-12-31 03:28:19 +0000 UTCThat would be HOT AF!
UDDERS Comix
2025-12-25 04:46:35 +0000 UTCNow I'm imagining them wearing ponygirl-esque bondage gear for pulling the tr--- er, sleigh.
O4rfish
2025-12-24 21:44:03 +0000 UTC
