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What does a girl do?

People of today suffer terrible anxiety states when they cannot look at their one and only true friend, their mobile phone, for more than 0.5 seconds. They begin to tremble,  they break into a sweat and get breathing difficulties....

With a lot of luck I sometimes achieve to get the attention of a model during a small piece of time and I can take some photos of her without her phone. But the last thing before the session (like here, while I set up the flashes) and the first thing after the session is reaching out for the vital phone.

Recently I had an adventure and while we were busy quite joyfully her phone rang. After we "finished" she literally jumped out of bed in search of her phone to see what most important call she could have missed...

Well, this is all a bit exaggerated (except the last example), but then again: not so much. While searching for new models I thought if there was a possibility to place ads on the floor of the city because everybody walks around head down. Another possibility would be to deliberately bump into that nice girl I see, purely accidentally, of course, but I'm never fast enough to grab my phone from my pocket, and take the usual pose of the modern human: view down, living virtually.

Well, those are the times we live. I should search my models on Instagram or, even better, on TikTok, but Zuckerberg doesn't like my topic (that's how he gets his breathing difficulties), so unfortunately I cannot really adapt my search methods to the wonderful times of social distancing.

Of course my little rant here doesn't change anything, but it gave me the excuse to show you those two pictures above and maybe to provoke a little smile in you!

What does a girl do? What does a girl do?

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