Social box, preview

In times when the authorities would love to put all of us in a single box for each one to completely avoid any social contact I photographed this little series of a boxed young girl.

Apart of the pizza service and other fast food home deliveries (for health reason we shall not move and eat prefabricated things only instead of going to good restaurants or enjoy the buying of fresh fruit and vegetables in the - now for economic reasons closed - small shop nearby) our money shall go to the big players: amazon has everything we need and it's much better when the little rest of our money goes to them instead of to the local economy.

So I ordered a young girl model with the full add-on package "playful features" at amazon.

It came in a huge box full of plastic (for the sake of the environment protection made of round-up ready Monsanto corn that the hungry people can't eat anyway due to it's cancerous properties) and wrapped only in a thin negligee because I refused to add the clothes mentioned under "other clients who ordered this product liked this too". I added the standard model "pubic bush" (the luxury model "full length curly bush" that I'd have preferred was not available) and as an extra I added two nipples, that cost me a fortune because since facebook's and google's war on female properties, those little lovely accessories are in extremely high demand.

There was also a long-leg and a small-butt model, but I couldn't afford the small-butt variety and the long-legged type would have caused the packaging in an even larger box and the transport costs would have exploded. I was happy that under options I could chose "similar color" for body and head hear, but under the choices between "african", "caucasian", "latina", and "asian", where I selected "latina" because of some stereotypes that match my private hopes, it was not possible to select hair in curls, which I would have preferred.

Although, if I would have had the possibility to go out on the streets, in bars or other leisure places, I'd probably had chosen differently, I must say that I was surprised quite positively when I opened the box. The battery was fully charged when it arrived and it opened its eyes almost immediately after opening the box, I guess because of an inbuilt light sensor. I checked if all parts are present and documented everything photographically, just in case that I would have to return the parcel because of defects.

The manual on which I just took a very short look mentioned that one should leave it open for like 20 minutes after unpacking so that it could adapt to temperature and humidity and then place it on a soft surface before using the extra features. But I was much too curious to find out and pushed the activation buttons right after I rolled over the box to uncase the delivery and I must say that the special features activated immediately, much faster than I am used to from the real life girls I sometimes get to know.

In fact they worked that well that my photo documentation (intended only for customer complaint in case) is only suitable to publish as a series for "Special"-patrons.

So, I must confess that the delivery of amazon (it was the first time ever I ordered something at the giant, because I don't want to move my money towards the big players, but what esle could I do in those times of restrictions?) was surprisingly satisfying, better than I imagined. Still and despite of the fully working features I put her in the cupboard as a reserve in case of urgency and clandestinely went out at night where I found some other members of the resistance, some even self-unpacking and, although without automated features, very exciting.

I also took photos, of course, and my Patrons will see them during this month.

Have a nice day - and please, apart of continuing your valued support for artists in moments of crisis, support the small enterprises in your neighborhood. It's easy to order at amazon, but in the end you can chose better in a free world :-)