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Good morning! Warning! I lose my mind laughing in this audio today, Tuesday, August 29, 2023!

Good morning darlings!

Hope you're doing well today, and you survived Monday just fine! I had such a good weekend, and a very productive Monday myself. Laundry was done, dishes, audio recorded, edited, video created and going out today! Had a nice stream...jeez! That's not like me normally on a Monday 😆 Feeling good.

I was reading the things about today and read the words "Lemon Juice Day" and was vastly confused for a moment, and proceeded to lose my mind, so please bear with me this morning in my giggles, and I hope you enjoy. 

Have such a good day darlings! Much love, and get those lemons 🍋💦

-Smutty 💖🥰🍋🍋🍋

Good morning! Warning! I lose my mind laughing in this audio today, Tuesday, August 29, 2023!

Comments

Yasss! Sounds delish XD

Smut Grrl

Genuinely hope to see you come back later in a few years as a better person. But for now, stuff like this is far from okay. I think you know this, don't you anonymous? Drink tea, touch grass, make art, hell, make *anything,* even if its bad at first. Try something new. Rooting for you.

Sasha

Im currently on a snack run and will absolutely be posting a picture of lemon juice when i get back

Sasha

...oh and "Anonymous", I have a saying "If I say it, I sign it!" ....don't be a coward and hide behind "Anonymous".

JeffW

Anonymous, when you mentioned "ignorant verbal diarrhea pseudo-thought vomits" I thought you were referring to your own post LOL....but good grief "Anonymous", seriously dude/miss, take a chill pill, seek help or something....this really ain't a place for dumping your anger, or on others. I'd ask what your problem is, but I (and probably others) really don't care. But I do hope you find some peace for yourself, and won't feel the need to attack others for no reason. What an odd post "Anonymous".

JeffW

Let alone be so hilarious 😂

Smut Grrl

I'm so glad you enjoyed and laughed along, thank you and I hope you do too! 🥰

Smut Grrl

I'm sorry that this post, made by a creator you aren't supporting to a community you aren't a part of, feels like an attack. I hope that your day improves significantly.

Iskar

Anonymity should be used for acts of kindness and speaking truth to power.

Iskar

Consummate professional indeed! Laughing that hard feels so good, and hearing someone else laugh that hard is just as satisfying. Thank you for sharing the giggles and not doing another take. I hope you have a great day Smutty!

Iskar

Never thought lemon juice would have a day, lol 🤷‍♂️

Kingsnake

Omg yes to the pie! And all this post did today was make me want to go get calamari and other seafood things 😆 Hope you have a lovely day too Jungle, thank you for being you 🥰

Smut Grrl

🤣 I really went after them, didn't I? 🍋💦

Smut Grrl

Lol...delicious...noted! 😂

Smut Grrl

I also squeeze lemons into carbonated water! I have one of those soda streams thingies I use to make seltzer water! Mmm 😋 (That's what made the lemon juice thing so funny to me, I use it all the time!) 😅🤣

Smut Grrl

😃 <-- me just blissfully dumbing my way through the day! 😄🍋

Smut Grrl

How did you create this from lemon juice?!? 😂 I've heard of lemonade, but creating an entire smutpire for 2 years, just to create some weird polygamy machine? I mean...I'm not here to find myself a bunch of husbands and wives...or am I? 😈😇 Lol...Anonymous, I don't know what to tell you, this is a very strange leap for today's daily audio. I don't listen to or follow other Patreon accounts, so I have no way of knowing what they do, but I know that I love the community, and if the community needs an internet wife, I can do that a little. I'm not out to act like anyone else, just me. I also don't owe anyone any explanations for how or why I say things, or what my private life is like. I'm just hear to make people feel things, and I think I have...or was this your way of proposing to me? 😲🤭 (I'm just teasing, I hope you have a nice day, and recognize when women share things about themselves, sometimes it's just because they like sharing). 🥰

Smut Grrl

Thank you for finding a more diplomatic way to say what I was struggling with, Jungle.

tumultuous

I like lemonade on my seafood 😉 This does give me an excuse to make that lemon meringue pie I've been craving. 😋 It sounds like you had an amazing weekend. It's always great finding fun in something you didn't expect🥰 Have an amazing day 💕

Jungle

This seems wildly inappropriate

Jungle

"And get stupid lemons so I can squeeze them and drink their dumb juice." And now I'm stuck in a loop imagining you getting home and degrading the lemons while you squeeze them... 😏

tumultuous

I get my lemon juice from the Polenghi Italian Volcano, from Italy. NOT from concentrate.

Kingsnake

Good morning! Haha love it! Happy to hear your in a good mode today. Your laughter is contagious. I love squeezing lemon juice into carbonated water. Its a staple for me. Have a great day Smutty!

Dannit

Lemon juice = lemonade 👍 🤣🤣

Owly

Uhm, aren’t you like, married or something? I find it interesting how your strategy for running your patreon seems way different compared to others. By that I mean it’s almost like you’re fielding us for some potential husband hunting. EDIT: Okay now I think I get it- she thinks she’s like Howard Stern or something and that these ignorant verbal diarrhea pseudo-thought vomits qualify as legitimate content. Instead of wasting 10 minutes of my life pretending that the things you’re saying are interesting, I’m gonna listen to hamlet, act 1 scene 2. At least your voice is kinda hot, but then imo; stick to a script or educate yourself. Also, y’all should be ashamed for scapegoating me.

Anonymous


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