(short story)たんくのおしごとTank's Job P1

たんく Tank:

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あっぶね！

!? Whoa, that was close!

オイボケ！そっち信号赤やろが！

死ぬ気か！

Hey, you idiot! The light was red! You got a death wish?!

男 Man

・・・

たんく Tank:

…って！

ハァァァァァん⁉︎

なんやあんのガキ！

ぶっ殺したる！

...Wait! Whaaaaaaaat?! What the hell is with that kid?! I'll fucking kill him!

たんく Tank:

オラ！飛び出して来たのはそっちだかんよ、望み通り轢いてやんよ！

…ちょ！止めんなや！

Hey! You're the one who jumped out! I'll run you over, just like you want! ...Hey! Don't stop me!

だるま Daruma:

アニキ！落ち着いて下さい！轢くのは絶対マズイですって！

Bro! Calm down! Running him over is absolutely a bad idea!

たんく Tank:

るせぇ！あのクソガキの舐め腐った態度見たやろ今！なぁ！

Shut up! You saw that kid's arrogant attitude just now, didn't you?! Huh?!

だるま Daruma:

いや見ましたけど！

でも轢くのはマズイですって！ほら、アニキ、休憩しましょ！休憩！いったん休憩！

Yeah, I saw it! But running him over is a bad idea! Hey, Bro, let's take a break! A break! Let's take a break, okay?!

ほらアニキ、溜まってるせいっすよ、俺が出しますから休憩しましょ！スッキリしましょ！

Come on, Bro, it’s because you're so pent up, isn't it? Let me take care of it, and let's take a break! Let's get cleared up!

たんく Tank:

あーーー！クッソイラつくわ、あーまじ腹たつ。今日イチ腹立つわ！ちっといいケツしてるからって世の中舐めてんじゃねーぞ！

Ahhh! This is so damn irritating, I’m so pissed off! This is the most pissed off I’ve been all day! That kid better not think he can get away with acting up just because he’s got a nice ass!

だるま Daruma:

え？ケツ？

Huh? Ass?

たんく Tank:

るせぇ！おめぇは黙ってろ！

Shut up! You just stay quiet!

ゴツン

Thud.

だるま Daruma:

痛ッ

Ow!

クジラ急便ドライバー

たんく

Whale Express Driver　Tank

たんくの後輩

だるま

Tank's junior colleague　Daruma

たんく Tank:

ま、じ、で、なんやあのガキ、たいがいにせえや。

ちっとイイツラにいいケツしてるからってよー

Seriously, what the hell is that kid doing? He needs to chill. Just because he’s got a decent face and a nice ass…

だるま Daruma:

アニキ、ここ禁煙っス。所長に怒られますよ。

Bro, no smoking here. The boss will get mad at you.

たんく Tank:

まだ吸ってねーだろ！持ってるだけや！あーイラつくイラつくイラつくわー！

I'm not smoking yet! I'm just holding it! Ah, I'm so pissed off, so pissed off, so pissed off!

だるま Daruma:

『ケツケツって、アニキ、めちゃくちゃさっきの子のケツ気になってんなコレ…ちんぽガチガチだもんな』

"‘Ass, ass’… bro, you’re seriously obsessed with that kid’s ass, huh? No wonder your dick’s rock hard.."

だるま Daruma:

ンゴ…ンプ…やっぱ、アニキのチンポ……ウマイっす…ング…ぬぽ…んぽ…♡

Nngh... Mmph... Your dick... is so delicious, Bro... Nngh... Nmph... Ngh... ♡

たんく Tank:

当たりめぇだ。オラもっとちゃんと舌使え、ツバ絡ませて奥まで咥えてみろ

Of course it is. Hey, use your tongue properly. Get your spit on it and take it deep.

だるま Daruma:

ンッ…ング…ハイ♡んぐ…ング…グプッ

Nngh... Nngh... Yes♡ Nngh... Nngh... Gulp!