(short story)たんくのおしごとTank's Job P3
Added 2025-09-21 04:00:05 +0000 UTCたんくTank
お届け時間が過ぎてしまいまして、ホンマに申し訳ありません！
I'm so incredibly sorry for the delay in your delivery!
ナツオ Natsuo
はぁ？マジでおっそいねんけど。夕方ちゃうんか、もう夜やんけ。
Huh? You're seriously late. Wasn't this supposed to arrive in the evening? It's already nighttime.
たんくTank
も、申し訳ありません…（こ、こいつ…）
I-I'm so sorry… (Th-this bastard…)
ナツオ Natsuo
あーもう、ええわ。はよせぇや
Ugh, whatever. Just hurry it up.
たんくTank
ん？
Hm?
ナツオ Natsuo
ん？
Hm?
たんくTank
あーーーー！お前、朝の信号無視ファックサインクソ野郎！
AHHHH! You're that asshole from this morning who ran the red light and gave me the finger!
ナツオ Natsuo
はぁ？！……あ・・・ッ⁉︎
げッ…！
What?! ...Ah...?! Oh, crap...!
1時間後
One hour later
だるま Daruma
いやぁ兄貴こういうのに関してはさすがに手際いいっすね。前職の技っすか？
Damn, Bro, you're a real pro when it comes to this stuff. Skills from your old job?
たんくTank
それは隠してんねんから、所長にチクんなよ！
Hey, I'm trying to keep that on the down-low, so don't you go snitching to the boss!
だるま Daruma
言いませんて！アニキのこと、俺めっちゃリスペクトしてますから！
I won't! Man, I have a ton of respect for you, Bro!
たんくTank
えーと、ナツオちゃんやっけ、えらいどすけべな服とオモチャもっとるやないか。似合うとるでー♡
Alright, let's see... Natsuo, was it? My, my, what a slutty outfit and collection of toys you've got here. They'd suit you so well~♡
ナツオ Natsuo
おでんとはうひ…
(俺んとちゃうし…)
Noh myne... (They're not mine...)
たんくTank
ん？なんやて？
Hm? What was that?
ナツオ Natsuo
しごほへつかうやふやひ(仕事で使うやつやし…)
Eye use dem for wurk... (I use them for work...)
たんくTank
もぉ、何言うてんのかわからへんわ。まぁええ、可愛がったるわ！
Geez, I can't understand a word you're saying. Well, whatever. I'm going to take real good care of you!
[ ナツオ 職業:？？？]
[Natsuo | Occupation: ???]
