My World My Justice Ch. 19.5

AN: "OH? YOU WERE EXPECTING AN EPIC FIGHT WITH THE ULTIMATE HAM AND CHEESY SANDWICH OF JUSTICE?

INSTEAD, IT WAS ME, DIO… WITH A BOWL OF PHO INTERMISSION! MUDAMUDAMUDA—SLURP!”

Jokes aside, I needed to make another PHO chapter and that the whole team up with Mouse protector fight wasn't clicking so I needed more time to get a fight right and I can be happy with it.

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♦ Topic: True Might vs the Empire #3

In: Boards ► United States►Brockton Bay►Cape Fights

►Bagrat (Original Poster) (Veteran Member) (The Guy in the Know)

Posted On March 8th 2011:

So this is a continuation of the second thread as it also hit the reply limit which isn’t surprising in the slightest but either way I'm here to summarize what we all have seen so newcomers can carry on without missing the important details, but you can check the past two threads. Along with the multiple threads of True Might vs Hookwolf from the past couple of days for some extra details. 

Also please do not go around pinging other users to insult them and spam even if we know they are assholes, otherwise moderators will lock the thread and hand out bans.

But moving on to the reason you clicked this thread.

On March 5th True Might went straight to Empire territory as some people were able to see him jumping across buildings and then landing in front of a building that had gang members standing watch or just loitering around.

True Might then just walked inside and destroyed the floor to reach the basement which turned out to be the place where Hookwolf was hiding. And also an illegal dog fighting ring, and yes, after the fight the authorities rescued all the dogs.

Anyway, it is right to assume that they must have clashed as moments later Hookwolf, fully transformed, was seen being taken way high in the air. 

[image1][image2][image3]

These images are the most relevant and best views from the many I’ve compiled as there were a considerable number of civilians in the zone and many of them decided to stay to take pictures and videos. But thankfully nobody got hurt despite their recklessness.

True Might jumped so high with Hookwolf still in his grip before he started spinning, similar to the hammer throw events in sport competitions and threw him against the ground.

Once again, thankfully, nobody got hurt and got away from the scene or went inside buildings for their safety. Either way, we even got a video of that moment.

[clip1]

I think he also has a name for that move but since they were pretty high in the air nobody was able to hear it.

Before the impact we were able to see that Hookwolf had taken a different form, a serpent with a wolf head, which is on point of his wolf theme.

And if that wasn’t enough, True Might finished that with what seems to be one of his signature justice moves, Justice Crush. But since Hookwolf is known to be a powerful brute it wasn’t a surprise that he was able to still be able to move after that as we were able to see that he tried to crawl away from the crater afterwards.

Of Course our hero wasn't going to let that happen as he revealed a new move for all of us or probably would be better to call it an improvement of the final move he used against Earthshard.

Neo Final Justice.

We even got another clip of that

[Neofinaljustice]

Even a brute would have felt that kind of power.

After that, Hookwolf was sent crashing against the asphalt for the final time and effectively was taken out of the fight, later confirmed that he was knocked out.

And just like that one of the biggest bogey men in Brockton Bay was taken out, and True Might didn’t look injured or tired in the slightest as he declared his victory. 

[Victorypose]

I personally like this pose.

So from my sources the PRT was already en route by this point, to control the situation and apprehend Hookwolf with Armsmaster leading the dispatched forces.

However, the fight hasn’t ended because this is the moment when the Empire made their move.

Stormtinger made his move and blinded True Might with his ability, and then Fog rushed with his fog form, and usually that’s a death sentence from any cape no matter how strong because he is ranked a breaker 9 and his fog corrosive nature have caused a lot of damage to anyone who was inside his fog form, even worse for those unfortunate enough to inhale it.

But as another show of his indestructible nature True Might inhaled the entirety of Fog, keeping him trapped for a while before forcefully exhaling and throwing him against Stormtiger, knocking them both. And we know that this had no effect on him, meaning that he is indestructible from the inside and outside which is already fascinating to think about since many powerful brutes are usually vulnerable from the inside which was a big weakness that others took advantage of.

Then Purity attacked, but unlike the last time True Might was ready and took the full blast head on, not moving an inch and causing absolutely no damage to him or his costume. But since that seemed to have taken his attention away, Cricket made her move and used her chain and tried to immobilize him or something.

But she totally underestimated him and used her own weapon against her as she began to spin her before using her as a projectile against Purity who shockingly wasn’t fast enough to dodge and both collided before falling to the ground.

Lucky for them Rune was hiding somewhere and intervened to catch them mid-air and prevented them from splattering on the ground, even if they could survive that fall it would still be a nasty fall.

And just like that True Might defeated half of the Empire rooster without breaking a sweat, a feat that wasn’t thought possible, unless it was done by members of the Triumvirate. And I believe that he was capable of fighting the remaining half with the same ease.

And so after that the empire capes tried to group up it is when more heroes arrived to the scene.

Starting with Armmaster riding his Armscycle and drifting to a halt, which I admit that entrance was cool. Even managed to find a picture although not a good angle.

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Then Lady Photon also arrived creating a small smokescreen with her blaster power which seemed to be the cue for Mirko to arrive as well.

And last but not least, the entire independent team the Claw Patrol formed by Mandalay, Ragdoll, Pixie-Bob and Tiger.

By that point it seemed that the Empire was done for, if they lost that badly against True Might then they had absolutely no chance against so many powerful heroes at the same time and it seemed that with this defeat the Empire would probably collapse.

Sadly that didn’t happen as suddenly another of the strongest capes of the Empire arrived through an orange portal, Magik. We don’t really know much about her or her powers besides that she is a very powerful Mover, since she creates gates or portals whatever word that fits.

With Magik's arrival she rescued all the Empire capes and just as quickly as she arrived, she left with all the capes.

Except for Hookwolf since he was unconscious on the hero's side. 

After that the remaining PRT units arrived and contained Hookwolf, effectively arresting him and taking him away to a secure facility.

And so that is how the fight ended.

So what do you guys think?

I won’t ever get tired of retelling the same tale.

I knew something would happen eventually but I never imagined it would happen like that and I am glad it happened.

►Tin_Mother (Moderator)

Replied On March 8th 2011:

Thank you, Bagrat, for adding the content warning at the beginning of this thread. Your cooperation is always appreciated.

That said, I would like to remind everyone that this discussion is being closely monitored. While we understand that tensions may run high—and that some of you may feel justifiable frustration toward certain individuals—this is not an excuse to engage in personal attacks, hostility, or behavior that violates the forum’s guidelines. Resorting to insults, aggression, or childish retaliation only escalates conflicts and detracts from meaningful discussion.

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►a  (Veteran Member)

Replied On March 8th 2011:

First.

►ValkyrBlack

Replied On March 8th 2011:

Solo'ed

►Froppyx

Replied On March 8th 2011:

What a waste of replies. And to make this a meaningful reply. GO TRUE MIGHT!

►Brocktonite03

Replied On March 8th 2011:

I was THERE. The ground shook when Hookwolf hit the pavement. And True Might didn’t even flinch when Purity blasted him. Dude’s a walking tank.

Also, side note: the way he spun Cricket like a damn lasso before yeeting her at Purity was the funniest thing I’ve ever seen. I will never forget that moment

►Laseraugment (Power Theorist)

Replied On March 8th 2011:

I didn’t get the chance in the other threads but now I got so let me say that after analyzing the clips, True Might’s strength seems to be far beyond standard Brute ratings. The fact that he inhaled Fog’s corrosive mist without issue suggests either:

1.His internals are as durable as his externals (unprecedented outside of maybe Alexandria).

2.He has a secondary power nullification effect.

Either way, the Empire should be terrified.

►Miss Mercury(Verified PRT Agent)

Replied On March 8th 2011:

While True Might’s actions were effective, the Protectorate does encourage coordination with official heroes to minimize collateral damage. That said… it’s hard to argue with the results.

(Also, for the record, Armsmaster’s drift was cool.)

►pyrocool

Replied On March 8th 2011:

Here is the PRT trying to steal glory.

►WhiteFairy (Verified Empire Apologist)

Replied On March 8th 2011:

This so-called "hero" is clearly a violent vigilante. The Empire was defending themselves, and yet he gets praised for excessive force? If the PRT had any integrity, they’d arrest him for property damage.

(User has received an official warning for inflammatory rhetoric. Further violations will result in a ban. Instead it has been properly tagged so others won’t be deceived by said and future rhetorics. -Tin_Mother)

►NotABigot_JustAskingQuestions (Banned)

Replied On March 8th 2011:

"Excessive force"? LMAO. Hookwolf turns people into colanders for fun, but sure, let’s clutch pearls over True Might giving the piece of shit the world’s most dramatic piledriver. Cry harder you bitch.

(User was temp-banned for thread derailment. -Tin_Mother)

►KaiserIsAClosetCaseandsmallpp (Banned)

Replied On March 8th 2011:

@WhiteFairy – Oh nooo, the poor widdle Nazis shitheads got embarrassed in front of the whole city! Maybe next time they should try not being walking hate crimes? And giants turds? Just a thought.

(User was permanently banned for flamebaiting and inappropriate ID. -Tin_Mother)

►Thereal_Tin_Mother (Banned)

Replied On March 8th 2011:

Tin_Mother: [Already scanning WhiteFairy’s post history]

Tin_Mother: [Finds 37 violations in the last 2 weeks]

Tin_Mother: [Banhammer.exe activated]

(User was permanently banned for impersonating a moderator and ragebaiting. -Tin_Mother)

►GstringGirl

Replied On March 8th 2011:

Imagine simping for the gang that got their teeth kicked in by a guy who names his attacks. True Might could’ve shouted "JUSTICE HUG" and it still would’ve been more dignified than whatever the hell Hookwolf’s metal noodle form was.

►Clockblocker (Verified Cape) (Wards ENE)

Replied On March 8th 2011:

Can confirm: Armsmaster’s drift was sick. Also, True Might’s whole vibe is like if an old Saturday morning cartoon hero was real and also pissed. 10/10, would watch him suplex Nazis again.

►Reave (Verified PRT Agent)

Replied On March 8th 2011:

Clockblocker to the office. Now.

► Justicefan#19

Replied On March 8th 2011:

HOLY CRAP THAT WAS THE COOLEST THING IVE EVER SEEN!!!
True Might just inhaled Fog like it was NOTHING. What even IS his power? Unbreakable skin, super strength, AND indestructible insides?! He’s like Alexandria but with way better style!

And that Neo Final Justice move? Chef’s kiss. Hookwolf got folded like a lawn chair.

►Robby

Replied On March 8th 2011:

Let’s recap:
-Hookwolf turned into a lawn dart
-Cricket used as a projectile
-Fog got vaped like a bad habit
-Purity got hit by her own teammate
-The Empire needed a magical girl to bail them out

This isn’t a loss. This is a public execution of their reputation.

►Kaleidoscope

Replied On March 8th 2011:

Yeah, totally agree, before they were all over social media being a pain in the ass now their obvious propaganda accounts have been really quiet in the past couple of days.

►Rerorel

Replied On March 8th 2011:

Shoutout to Rune for the most pathetic save attempt ever. "Oh no, my Nazi buddies are falling! Better gently float them down so they can lose again later!"

►Spotylicious

Replied On March 8th 2011:

PRT after True Might solo’d half the Empire: *sweating* "Uh, yes, we totally had a plan for this."

►Justice_Data_Miner

Replied On March 8th 2011:

True Might-sama… your heroic spirit shines brighter than ever! I’ve compiled all footage into a dedicated fan database (link encrypted for safety). Please keep fighting for justice! Your power is my inspiration! GO TRUE MIGHT!

P.S. If you ever read this message and need a support analyst, my DMs are open!

►Fanofjustice

Replied On March 8th 2011:

All the gangs went really quiet lately. Clearly they are hiding from the bright sun of justice!

►TheRealMagik (Banned)

Replied On March 8th 2011:

You all talk too much.

(User was banned for impersonation. -Tin_Mother)

►Robby

Replied On March 8th 2011:

Shoutout to True Might for the victory: 28 dogs rescued. Hookwolf’s ring was one of the worst we’ve seen in the shelter. Some were bait dogs… but they’re safe now. And soon will be ready to be adopted into a warm and happy place

►GloryGirlsHairbrush (New Wave Enthusiast)

Replied On March 8th 2011:

Lady Photon showing up after the hard part was over: Classic New Wave timing.

(Still love you guys, but c’mon.)

►Thatguy

Replied On March 8th 2011:

Lady Photon showing up was chef’s kiss. New Wave + True Might + Claw Patrol? That’s the kind of team-up that makes any villain piss their pants.

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►Hopper

Replied On March 8th 2011:

MIRKO SHOWED UP?! THE BUNNY QUEEN HERSELF?! 

►Tdren

Replied On March 8th 2011:

Dude why did you have to say that name?

►BunPatrolWatch

Replied On March 8th, 2011:
EMERGENCY ALERT: The Bun Patrol has breached PHO. I REPEAT, THE BUN PATROL IS HERE. ABANDON THREAD.

►Tin_Mother (Moderator)

Replied On March 8th, 2011:

Go ahead, I am more than ready to hand out more bans.

►BunBun#1 (Banned) 

Replied On March 8th, 2011:

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►BunBun#2 (Banned) 

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►BunBun#11 (Banned) 

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►Tin_Mother (Moderator)

Replied On March 8th, 2011:

You thought I was joking?

►FlippinTheBird

Replied On March 8th, 2011:

Lol this is the first time I’ve seen such a massacre in a thread.

►Tumbles

Replied On March 8th, 2011:

Color me impressed, you actually stopped the Bun patrol before they could spread.

►BunBun#28 (Banned) 

Replied On March 8th, 2011:

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►XxVoid_CowboyxX

Replied On March 8th, 2011:

I TOLD YOU ALL!!! True Might isn’t just some random hero—he’s an EMOTIONAL VAMPIRE from the COSMIC JUSTICE DIMENSION!

Think about it:

-Always smiling = Harvesting our joy like a crop.

-Names his attacks = Ritualistic power incantations.

-Indestructible = Obviously a celestial body in human form.

And now the Claw Patrol shows up? Coincidence? NO. They’re obviously alien scouts too! Mandalay’s "telepathy" is just her tuning into the universal hero frequency!

WAKE UP, SHEEPLE!

►Brocktonite03

 Replied On March 8th, 2011:

Bro, you’re this close to claiming True Might’s costume is made of neutron star fabric and his hair is a dimensional antenna. Take the tinfoil hat off.

►CaptainCapybara

Replied On March 8th, 2011:

@XxVoid_CowboyxX – Bro, last time you said that True Might is a time-traveling reptilian sent by the Illuminati or something that is here to enslave everyone. Take your meds.

►CapesAndCoffee

Replied On March 8th, 2011:

Claw Patrol’s entrance was smooth, but let’s be real—they didn’t even do anything. True Might already wiped the floor with the Empire by the time they showed up.

Still, good to have backup. Especially since someone likes teleporting Nazis out of consequences.

►TigresFan99

 Replied On March 8th, 2011:

Tiger could’ve taken Hookwolf solo. FIGHT ME.

►CapeWatcher

Replied On March 8th, 2011:

The way True Might held his pose after yeeting Cricket at Purity? Amazing.. Like he was waiting for the slow-mo replay to kick in.

►Boosher

Replied On March 8th, 2011:

Let’s not forget the best candid shot of the night.

[Image Link: Armsmaster’s deadpan expression as True Might strikes a victory pose.]

Armmaster be like: "This is my life now."

►EgGroll

Replied On March 8th, 2011:

Lol, I love it. I'm saving this one.

►Justice_Data_Miner 

Replied On March 8th, 2011:

True Might is objectively the best thing to happen to Brockton Bay since Legend visited the city. I hope he comes and meets up with True Might!

►Tumbles

Replied On March 8th, 2011:

Huh, I would love to see that team up. Legend is a… legend, after all.

►Thatguy

Replied On March 8th, 2011:

Mods, ban this guy.

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Manami blinked a few times, rubbed her weary eyes, and let out a prolonged yawn. The harsh glow of her monitor illuminated her pale face as she checked the time: 3:43 AM. She could see that her cramped apartment remained in almost total darkness except for the blue light from her screen.

It was absurdly late, but checking the PHO threads to compile images and videos had become her nightly ritual—a small comfort in her isolated existence. Tonight, however, she had an additional reason to fight her exhaustion. She needed to endure a couple more minutes before the pre-sale launched.

At 4 AM sharp, True Might's official wallpapers and posters would be released for reservation. Her trembling fingers hovered over the keyboard, ready to pounce the moment they became available. Thankfully, unlike most popular heroes' merchandise, these weren't grotesquely overpriced. She wouldn't need to scramble for extra online gigs or skip meals just to afford them—and that made her very thankful because it was obvious that True Might made it affordable for everyone.

The thought of supporting True Might sent a warm flutter through her chest, momentarily displacing the constant anxiety. She hugged herself, a small, genuine smile breaking through. The mere prospect of owning something connected to him made her feel less alone in her dark, suffocating world.

Her fingers traced the edge of her keyboard as she refreshed the page for the hundredth time. For True Might, she would gladly sacrifice sleep. For the hero who charged headfirst into danger with a big smile and unwavering conviction, staying awake through the night seemed a trivial sacrifice. His existence—so bright and bold and everything she wasn't—had become the thin thread keeping her tethered to hope in this terrifying world.

As the minutes crawled by, Manami pulled her blanket tighter around her shoulders, eyes never leaving the screen. Soon, she would have another small piece of him to add to her collection—another fragment of light to keep the overwhelming darkness at bay.

And hopefully he will read her comment and offer.

She held hope that her DMs would receive a message from him.

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♦ Topic: INJUSTICE!

In: Boards ► United States►Brockton Bay►Capes

►BunBun#1

Replied On March 12th, 2011:

WHAT JUST HAPPENED?! ૮₍ ˃ ⤙ ˂ ₎ა

Okay, so first of all, MIRKO IS STILL THE STRONGEST BUNNY QUEEN and nothing will change that!!! 

But… uh… some very suspicious footage just surfaced from the Brockton Bay Athletic Club where our beloved Mirko had a boxing match against True Might (who is, like, 7 FEET TALL and built like a brick wall, so obviously unfair advantage).

Here’s what went down:

-Eraserhead was the referee (??? Why was he there?? Suspicious.)

-Round 1: Mirko was DOMINATING with her speed and technique! 

-Round 2: True Might started "adjusting" (aka CHEATING) and landed some BULLET PUNCHES (how is that even legal??).

-Our queen got KNOCKED DOWN (fake news, she totally slipped) and even spat blood (which just proves how hard she was going!!).

Mirko started using her legs (AS SHE SHOULD!!) because True Might was clearly abusing his reach advantage. Then the fight got stopped because someone couldn’t handle her BUNNY STYLE.

THE FOOTAGE IS INCOMPLETE AND BIASED!! (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞
[Clip1] [Clip2] [Clip3]

SO WHAT DO YOU THINK?!

Did True Might cheat? (YES.)

Was Mirko holding back? (OBVIOUSLY.)

Will there be a rematch where she KICKS HIS SKULL IN? (PLEASE SAY YES.)

DISCUSS, MY FELLOW BUNBUNS!! ૮꒰ྀི∩´ ᵕ `∩꒱ྀིა

►BunBun#2

Replied On March 12th, 2011:

LIES!! ALL LIES!! ૮꒰ ˶> <˶꒱ა

Our queen was testing him!! She let him hit her to gauge his strength!! And OF COURSE she started kicking—boxing rules are stupid anyway!!

WE DEMAND A REMATCH!! NO RULES!! BUNNY STYLE ONLY!!

►BunBun#7

Replied On March 12th, 2011:

WE WILL ALWAYS SUPPORT HER!

૮꒰ ˶• ༝ •˶꒱ა ♡

►BunBun#21

Replied On March 12th, 2011:

EVERYONE REPORT THE FOOTAGE FOR BEING INCOMPLETE!!

They CUT OUT the part where Mirko bounced off the ropes and kicked True Might in the face!! I KNOW IT HAPPENED!!

►BunBun#4

Replied On March 12th, 2011:

We do not approve of this floof.

૮꒰ ˶• ༝ •˶꒱ა 

►Thatguy

Replied On March 12th, 2011:

LMAOOOOO THE COPIUM IS REAL!!

Mirko got folded and you guys can’t handle it. True Might held back the whole time (he didn’t even use any of his signature justice moves!) and STILL won.

Stay mad, bunny fans.

►Reave (Verified PRT Agent)

Replied On March 12th, 2011:

The PRT was aware of the arranged sparring match between True Might and Mirko at the Brockton Bay Athletic Club, as she was kind enough to tell us when and where it was going to happen. Given the potential risks of two high-tier Brutes engaging in any sort of combat, we approved the sudden event only under supervision.

Eraserhead was present as a referee to ensure safety protocols were followed. And the situation wouldn’t escalate.

Any damage was compensated.

The fight was stopped when it became clear that the hero Mirko was no longer adhering to the agreed-upon rules (use of kicks).

No serious injuries were sustained, and both parties left the event in good spirits. The PRT encourages regulated training exercises between heroes to improve coordination and become stronger so they can face every danger better. We encourage other capes to announces their intentions for training or use public facilities so we can regulate it and supervise them so nothing bad occurs.

►BunBun#6

Replied On March 12th, 2011:

"NO SERIOUS INJURIES"?! OUR MIRKO WAS SPITTING BLOOD!! ૮꒰ྀི◞ ͈ ◟꒱ྀིა

THIS IS A COVER-UP!! The PRT just doesn’t want to admit that True Might went too hard on our queen!! WHERE IS HER APOLOGY?!

►XxVoid_CowboyxX

Replied On March 12th, 2011:

Damn, she looks amazing in gym clothes. I mean, I knew that from her photo session but this is on another level, more natural, sexier and badass.

►JustHereForTheDrama

Replied On March 12th, 2011:

What a shame the match ended earlier than it should. Would have loved to see more.

►BunBun#14

Replied On March 12th, 2011:

Justice for the goddess. ૮꒰ ˶• ༝ •˶꒱ა ♡

►BunBun#17 (Banned)

Replied On March 12th, 2011:

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Moderator edit: Death threats are not allowed.

►Thecollector (Veteran Member)

Replied On March 12th, 2011:

Collecting these videos for research purposes for the growing collection.

►BunBun#22

Replied On March 12th, 2011:

૮₍ ˶•⤙•˶ ₎ა

►BunBun#8

Replied On March 12th, 2011:

FINE!! IF THE PRT WON’T GIVE US JUSTICE, WE’LL MAKE OUR OWN!! INCARNATION OF JUSTICE MY ASS!

PETITION FOR A REMATCH:

-No rules.

-No referees.

-Just PURE BUNNY FURY.

WHO’S WITH ME?!

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Rumi  kept scrolling through more forum pages, her eyes narrowing at the increasingly unhinged posts from her fan club. She rolled her eyes as she read through another passionate defense of her "obvious victory" and claims of biased footage. 

It was raw footage so it wasn’t biased or edited, pretty much what happened.

"Idiots" she muttered, though there was a hint of amusement in her voice. It was expected that the forums would explode the moment someone uploaded clips of her sparring match. Her fans were nothing if not predictably rabid.

She placed the phone down next to her pillow and swung her legs off the bed, stretching her arms high above her head. 

"Ah-!" A sharp pain shot through her abdomen, causing her to double over slightly. The grimace that followed sent another jolt of pain across her face.

Rumi gingerly touched her cheek where True Might's right hook had connected and knocked her down. The bastard had actually tagged her good. No visible bruising yet, but she could feel the tenderness beneath the skin and it was still burning. Nothing that wouldn't heal in a day or two since she knew her body quite well, and she wasn’t going to ask Panacea for help for something this small and she definitely wasn’t going to any clinic or hospital because fuck insurances. 

She already did everything, the paperwork and boring due process just to cancel hers, so many thousands of dollars wasted.

And if it was one last fuck you from the insurance company, they called her to finish more stupid paperwork which forced her to leave early and not being able to grab a bite with the big guy, she wanted to a sandwich, that was seriously total bullshit. That could have done any other day at any hour.

At least the Claw Patrol didn’t find him…

Huh? Where did that come from?

She straightened up slowly and scratched her head before shaking her head and focused again on the match. 

Even if it was limited, the fight had been exactly what she'd hoped for. The big guy hadn't disappointed – he wasn’t just big and strong, he KNEW how to fight. The way he'd adjusted his fighting style after the first round, was more than proof in her eyes that he wasn’t just muscles but had a sharp mind.

Also, she appreciated that he was pretty silent for the whole fight. She…kinda, didn’t mind his way of talking, it had a weird charm now that she thought about it.

She began taking off her top and then her short leggings as she headed to her small bathroom as she needed a cold shower; she was feeling a little hot lately.

Also, of course, she would have won if Eraserhead hadn't stopped the match just for a small jump. Boxing rules were stupid anyway – who fights with just their hands in the real world? 

Still, she couldn't deny the thrill of getting that punch to the face, it reminded her back of their first encounter. Goading her to take it one step further, to test herself even more and pass her limits.

She grinned, already imagining their next encounter as she licked her lips.

She wasn’t lying about getting a rematch. Somewhere where nobody could stick their stuffy noses where they didn’t belong.

"Next time, no rules."

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♦ Topic: Where are the wards?

In: Boards ► United States►Brockton Bay

►Bagrat (Original Poster) (Veteran Member) (The Guy in the Know)

Replied On March 13th, 2011:

Alright, I’ll cut straight to the point, where are the Wards?

We’ve had the following:

-True Might dismantling the Empire in broad daylight.

-Random gang skirmishes popping up like whack-a-mole.

-New independent teams showing up

And yet, no Wards in sight.

The last confirmed sighting was Clockblocker and Maple patrolling with Glory Girl before they confronted the Toiletnator who was in his usual antics. Which, I honestly appreciate, no more nightmarish public bathrooms.

But After that? Radio silence. No patrols, no PR statements, nothing.

So what do you guys think it’s going on?

Are they grounded after losing to a guy themed toilet?

Did the PRT bench them because things are getting too hot?

Discuss.

►XxVoid_CowboyxX

Replied On March 13th, 2011:

Dude, obviously the PRT is keeping them hidden because they’re rebranding. Clockblocker’s new name? Tissue Boy.

►Tumbles

Replied On March 13th, 2011:

I can't believe it, you made me laugh for once.

►pyrocool

Replied On March 13th, 2011:

The world is doomed if Void was able to write something like this.

►Navi

Replied On March 13th, 2011:

I believe it is because of how dangerous things have been lately. The PRT doesn’t want to deal with the Youth Guard after all.

►Reave (Verified PRT Agent)

Replied On March 13th, 2011:

Given the recent surge in high-risk cape activity, the Wards’ patrol schedules have been temporarily adjusted to prioritize safety. While we understand public concern, we will not recklessly endanger young heroes just for visibility. They’ve been reallocated to lower-risk assignments.

(And no, they are not trapped in toilet paper.)

►Shadow_Stalker (Wards ENE)(Verified Cape)

Replied On March 13th, 2011:

Yes they are.

►Reave (Verified PRT Agent)

Replied On March 13th, 2011:

Shadow Stalker. We will talk in my office.

►Justicefan#1

Replied On March 13th, 2011:

Who needs Wards when you’ve got TRUE MIGHT, THE HERO OF JUSTICE?!

►Diva

Replied On March 13th, 2011:

I can agree with that.

►Tumbles

Replied On March 13th, 2011:

I mean… would you want to be seen in public after losing to TOILENATOR of all people?

►ddddoggo

Replied On March 13th, 2011:

No. But good thing they lost, I don’;t want to lose the perk of a clean public bathroom on my way home. No need to hold it in now.

►Bagrat (Original Poster) (Veteran Member) (The Guy in the Know)

Replied On March 13th, 2011:

-PRT’s excuse is understandable but unsatisfying.

-Wards need a win soon or their rep is toast.

-Toilenator memes are eternal.

►Navi

Replied On March 13th, 2011:

Yeah, you could say… Years of work down the TOILET.

►Asura

Replied On March 13th, 2011:

Epic fail.

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Futaba scowled at her screen, fingers drumming against her desk in an irritated rhythm. The blue light from her monitor reflected off her glasses as she glared at the PHO forum thread.

Because… Seriously? 

Void’s toilet joke got multiple replies and laughing emojis, while her perfectly crafted pun just got dismissed with a single "Epic fail"? That was so unfair. She was objectively funnier than that conspiracy-spouting weirdo. Although, sometimes he somehow hit the mark on a few things, just in the wrong way—like someone throwing darts blindfolded and occasionally hitting the board by sheer luck.

With a huff, she pushed her glasses up her nose and refocused on the actual issue that Bagrat had put on the table: the missing Wards. The thread was onto something, even if most participants were too busy making jokes about their losses against the Toilenator.

She pulled up a secondary screen showing the encrypted notes from her conversation with her contacts in the PRT. The information confirmed what she had already known and predicted would happen. Director Piggot was running damage control, trying to keep things quiet. Also, the Youth Guard had decided to monitor this branch in particular, which explained why the director didn't want to give them ammunition until they lost interest and moved on to harass some other branch.

The Youth Guard—one of the few genuinely good things Earth-bet originally had. Although, it was peculiar that they weren't more involved with Brockton Bay before now, or scrutinized this branch more heavily. The Wards ENE had seen significantly more actual combat than any other branch due to the nature of this city with its unusually high cape population and gang activity.

And she had a feeling they would be more involved from now on.

It had to be Daniel's arrival that triggered a response from them. The new hero had shaken things up considerably, forcing attention on issues long swept under the rug. Or maybe Director Costa-Brown had a hand in this? No, the real question would be if Contessa was behind this, that dangerous woman was always ahead of everyone.

Ugh, she really should have cultivated a contact in the Youth Guard when she had the chance. Oh well, better late than never. She began drafting plans to remedy that oversight, mentally sorting through potential approaches.

However, her phone rang with a message notification, the distinctive chime making her stop what she was doing to check it. Her eyes lit up when she saw it was from her PRT contact—that meant it must be something very juicy. Time-sensitive information they couldn't put through normal channels.

She swiped to unlock the screen, eager to see what new development warranted such urgency.

"...Eh?"

-Meanwhile in the PRT ENE Headquarters-

Battery couldn't wrap her head around it as she knelt beside her husband, frantically trying to free him from a cocoon of toilet paper. The PRT ENE Headquarters was under attack - something that simply didn't happen. Villains, rogues, or mercenaries would never risk attacking a PRT headquarters directly. That would be equivalent to kicking a giant wasp nest and never would end well, which was why their enemies always attacked only their convoys that were far from the headquarters when they wanted to free their companions.

And yet here she was, picking at layers of surprisingly durable toilet paper while Ethan stared blankly at the ceiling, lost in thought - which was very uncommon for him. She had already tried to use her power, attempting to charge him so he could break free, but for some reason, it didn't work. AT ALL.

"SERIOUSLY AGAIN?!" Clockblocker's voice echoed down the hallway as he rolled past them, trapped in his own ball of toilet paper.

"Weeee yeah hahahah!" Following closely behind was Maple, laughing hysterically as she rolled around in another toilet paper ball, seemingly enjoying the ridiculous situation far too much. But she wasn’t surprised, that girl always found the good things from everything.

Battery turned around and saw Miss Militia sitting on the floor next to Snipe, both looking thoroughly dejected. The green-clad heroine had her head in her hands while the former Japanese hero just stared at his trapped legs with disbelief.

"I left my country for this?" Snipe muttered, adjusting his cowboy hat.

The sound of heavy footsteps made Battery look up. Armsmaster marched down the hallway, a dozen officers following behind him with their big riot shields held at the ready. His halberd had been modified with what appeared to be a… cleaning brush?! Did he actually prepare for this eventuality? 

He raised his megaphone with all the seriousness of someone addressing a high-class threat.

"TOILENATOR, YOU ARE TRESPASSING IN PRIVATE PROPERTY AND ATTACKED OUR PERSONNEL WITHOUT PROVOCATION! STAND DOWN IMMEDIATELY OR WE WILL USE FORCE!"

From somewhere deeper in the building, a high-pitched laugh echoed back at them. "You will never stop me! For I, the Toilenator, must complete the complete and utter cleaning of these bathrooms as it is clear you have failed in your sacred duty! HAHAHAHAH!"

There was a moment of silence, followed by an indignant squawk. "ONE PLY?! YOU MONSTERS USE ONE PLY?! This is why I must exist! This is why the Toiletnator was born!"

Battery sighed, returning to the arduous task of unwrapping her husband. She was going at a snail's pace, her patience wearing thin. Thankfully, Ethan finally blinked, coming back to reality.

"Puppy," he whispered, his voice strangely serious. "I've been thinking..."

"About how we're going to catch this lunatic?" she asked hopefully, trying to maintain professional distance even in this absurd situation.

"No," Assault shook his head as much as the toilet paper would allow. "Would you say this situation... rolls right off your back?" He tried to wiggle his eyebrows suggestively through the toilet paper wrapping.

Battery stopped unwrapping him for a moment, contemplating whether it might be better to just leave him there. She pinched the bridge of her nose, wondering if it was too late to request a transfer to literally anywhere else.

Meanwhile, Director Piggot's voice crackled over the intercom, sounding more exhausted than anyone had ever heard her. "All available personnel report to the scene. I don't care what you're doing. Just... just handle this. Now."

The sound of more toilet paper rolls being unraveled echoed through the building, followed by the Toiletnator's horrified cry, "The humanity! The injustice! Four-ply for everyone!"

Armsmaster's lips pressed into a thin line as he raised his halberd. "We engage in one minute. Maintain formation."

The city was going mad.

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♦ Topic: The boat graveyard is changing?

In: Boards ► United States►Brockton Bay►General

►Thatguy (Original Poster) 

Replied On March 15th, 2011:

I usually don’t start threads but I just need to confirm it with others but I think that the boat graveyard is shrinking. Like there are less abandoned boats in there and less mountains of scrap.

►Navi

Replied On March 16th, 2011:

Huh, I took some pictures before, maybe I should go there and take another picture to compare.

►Boosher

Replied On March 16th, 2011:

Now that you mention it, it kinda looks like there is less trash.

►Brocktonite03

Replied On March 16th, 2011:

Do you think that the government finally moved their fat asses to actually do something to fix this city?

►tt

Replied On March 16th, 2011:

No. I don’t.

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Lisa frowned as her phone vibrated with a notification. The screen displayed a message from a number she didn't recognize. Her power immediately tried to analyze it but came up blank. 

That was unusual enough to put her on edge. Her power rarely failed to give her something.

But after a while, she went to check that message.

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AN: Next chapter you will be getting that dream fight