Gif: GENETIC PERFECTION
Added 2022-01-03 17:00:07 +0000 UTC
OK, the experiment has begun and I'm recording this moment for posterity. After a lifetime of being short and homely and suffering from a variety of vexing, chronic health conditions, I believe I have discovered the means to achieve genetic perfection. In seconds I will have purged my body of all undesirable traits!
*POOF*
Oh, dear. Perhaps the experiment was a little too successful...
