Gif: RIGHT THROUGH THE PEEPHOLE!
Added 2024-10-02 16:00:15 +0000 UTC
His girlfriend was a witch with a nasty sense of humor, and when she caught him cheating he went on the run. He didn't even want to think about what she might change him into if she caught him!
He spent a few days hiding out in a dank, windowless basement apartment, eating nothing but stale cereal and never going outside. He was beginning to believe he might have escaped his ex, when he heard a soft knock at the door. He approached, holding his breath as he peered through the peephole.
There she was, standing in the hall outside. Her eyes twinkled with a fiendish delight as she raised her wand and pointed it right at him through the peephole...
