
EXT. - ISLAND COMPOUND - DAY
We find ourselves at the crumbling Island estate of the notorious mad scientist, Doctor Bimbeau. The doctor is relaxing in a wicker chair, reading news from the mainland, when he is approached by his slow-witted assistant, Rondo.
Rondo: Gee, Doc, is it really true what you was sayin' earlier, about how you're gonna abandon your experiments creatin' mutant human-animal hybrids?
Doctor: That's right, my boy. I'm afraid one can only make so many snorting pig-men or slinky panther-women before the unholy fusion of man and beast loses its thrill.
Rondo: But Doc, what are you gonna do instead?
Rondo suddenly transforms into a buxom ginger girl in a revealing gingham dress, but he doesn't seem to be aware of it yet. The Doctor chuckles wickedly.
Doctor: Oh, I'll think of something...