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Gif: KAWAII KARMA

Added 2024-12-11 17:00:14 +0000 UTC

Dude: Stop, this is all wrong! What the hell's going on, Genie? I made a wish that Lisa at work would think I was super sexy... so why did you change me into an Asian chick in a little sailor suit?

Genie: Well, Lisa is gay... and it just so happens she's an anime nut with a major thing for Asian chicks in little sailor suits.

Dude: Aw, jeez! Never mind, just change me back into myself.

Genie: Sorry, you're all out of wishes. But on the bright side, Lisa is really gonna swoon when she hears you speaking Japanese.

Dude: What are you talking about? I don't speak... Nihongo? Ehh, nani kore? Uso desho! Onegai, moto no Amerikajin no otoko ni modoshite! Ima sugu!

Genie: There you go. Now you'll be perfect for Lisa!