Gif: KAWAII KARMA
Added 2024-12-11 17:00:14 +0000 UTC
Dude: Stop, this is all wrong! What the hell's going on, Genie? I made a wish that Lisa at work would think I was super sexy... so why did you change me into an Asian chick in a little sailor suit?
Genie: Well, Lisa is gay... and it just so happens she's an anime nut with a major thing for Asian chicks in little sailor suits.
Dude: Aw, jeez! Never mind, just change me back into myself.
Genie: Sorry, you're all out of wishes. But on the bright side, Lisa is really gonna swoon when she hears you speaking Japanese.
Dude: What are you talking about? I don't speak... Nihongo? Ehh, nani kore? Uso desho! Onegai, moto no Amerikajin no otoko ni modoshite! Ima sugu!
Genie: There you go. Now you'll be perfect for Lisa!
Comments
Cutie! π
Bigfan
2024-12-12 13:10:01 +0000 UTC