Gif: DANGER! CURVES AHEAD!
Added 2024-12-16 17:00:18 +0000 UTC
One morning he was driving to work when he got so distracted ogling a curvy redhead on her bike, he almost ran her down. At the stoplight she pulled up beside him, her face flushed nearly as red as her hair.
"Hey, moron," she hollered. "Keep your eyes on the damn road!"
He gave her a sneer.
"Thanks," he said, "but I don't need driving advice from some little ginger broad like you, who's all boobs and no brains!"
The girl looked furious for a moment but then she smiled, unzipped her pink bike bag and took out a wand.
"You know," she said, "before you say one more word about us 'little ginger broads,' maybe you should have a good look in your rearview mirror..."
