Gif: THE BARBIE MAKEOVER STORE
Added 2025-03-08 17:00:12 +0000 UTC
CLERK GIRL: Welcome to the Barbie Makeover Store, sir! You happen to be our 500th customer, which entitles you to our full package.
NERD BOY: Uh, well...
CLERK GIRL: OK, let's start with a girlification... Ooh, cute pigtails! Then we'll straighten your posture... plump up your bust... do your makeup just so... give you a pair of high heels, some sparkly jewelry and a pretty pink dress that shows off your new figure... and you're all done! How do you like it, miss?
NERD BOY: Well, actually I only came in here to ask for change for the parking meter... but I'm not complaining!
