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Gif: SEAHORSING AROUND

Added 2025-04-05 16:00:14 +0000 UTC

Wife: Hey, honey? You know how you were saying you'd do anything to help out with this pregnancy? I'd like to try this thing couples are doing lately that gets dads involved in a whole new way. It's called seahorsing!
Husband: Seahorsing? What, like the fish? How does it work?
Wife: Well, first we feminize you...
Poof! He turns into a woman, but doesn't seem to realize it yet.
Husband: Huh? Feminize me?
Wife: Uh-huh! Then I pass the pregnancy over to you... like this!
She presses her belly to his, and - POOF! - suddenly her belly is flat and he has a big, round baby bump. He looks down at himself with distress.
Husband: Aw, jeez! (He realizes something.) Hey, hang on. How come I have to be a girl? Male seahorses give birth, but they stay boys!
Wife: People tried that, but it was a little too messy. Hey, look on the bright side, honey. Seahorse dads give birth to hundreds of babies... and you're only having triplets.