Gif: MS. NEW BOOTY!

[INTERIOR - BRIGHT TV STUDIO – INFOMERCIAL SET]

Two overly enthusiastic hosts - HOST 1 and HOST 2 - stand in front of a cheesy display booth piled with stacks of blue boxes labeled MS. NEW BOOTY.

HOST 1: Fellas, are you tired of dating girls with boring, average butts? Wish your girl had a little more bounce in the back?

HOST 2: Well hold on to your seat, because with Ms. New Booty we can instantly turn even the most lackluster derriere into a big ol’ dump truck!

[The audience GASPS and WHOOPS. Cut to a loud, JERKY GUY in the audience.]

JERKY GUY: (yelling) Oh, yeah? I'd like to see you try it on my girlfriend, here!

[Camera pans to his skinny GIRLFRIEND beside him, blushing furiously.]

HOST 2: What's that, pal? You wanna see Miss New Booty in action? Well, c’mon down!

[The crowd claps and cheers. The JERKY GUY struts down onto the stage.]

JERKY GUY: Get real, dudes. You expect us to believe you got some kinda crazy cream or whatever, and when a chick puts it on she grows a big J. Lo booty?

HOST 1: There's no cream to apply, sir! With our patented Badonkadonkonium technology, you just open the box... and watch the magic happen!

[HOST 2 opens the box with a flourish and a BRIGHT LIGHT bursts out, enveloping the JERKY GUY.]

JERKY GUY: Wait, what’s...?

[With a POOF and a sparkly sound effect, the JERKY GUY transforms into a curvy Latina in tight clothes, with an impressively plump, jiggly booty. The audience is going crazy. The JERKY GUY blinks in confusion, clearly having no idea he's changed, but then he grins and starts dancing seductively.]

JERKY GUY: That's funny... for some reason, I suddenly feel like twerking!

[He drops it low. The audience hoots and whistles like this is a bachelor party.]

JERKY GUY: Wow, I dunno what you boys are all getting so excited about... but it feels reeeeaaally good.

[He bounces back up to his seat and plops down close beside his now-smirking GIRLFRIEND.]

GIRLFRIEND: Hey, scoot it over a little, baby cakes. You're taking up half the aisle with that thing!

JERKY GUY: Huh? What thing?

[The audience laughs and the GIRLFRIEND gives a big, smug wink to the camera. FREEZE FRAME.]

ANNOUNCER: (voiceover) Ms. New Booty... Your great big bouncy butt, in a box!