Gif: LOCKER ROOM SHOCK!

INT. LOCKER ROOM – DAY
A BASEBALL TEAM is unwinding post-practice. JACK, the team's cocky star player, is leaning against a doorway and bragging to the other guys.

JACK: So, Friday I've got a hot date with Hazel, then Saturday I've got an even hotter date with Ella... Come Monday, I bet I'll be so sore I can hardly play ball.

TEAMMATE #1: Yeah? I thought you were getting pretty serious with Kenzie, that cute goth chick.

JACK: Ah, I dumped her. She was nuts, always goin' on about witchcraft and moon crystals. When I left, she actually said she was gonna curse me!

The air shimmers around him and he suddenly becomes much more feminine and delicate, his purple jersey sagging on his slender frame. The other guys exchange nervous glances.

TEAMMATE #2: Uh... how exactly did she say she was gonna curse you?

JACK: She said she was gonna turn me into a girl! Said I was a big, sexist jerk, so now I'd learn what it was like to be a woman! Man, chicks are crazy, right?

He trips and falls over, toppling out of frame with a crash. TEAMMATE #2 hurries over.

TEAMMATE #2: Jack, you okay?

Jack rises… only now he has long, pretty blonde hair and is obviously 100% female. He blinks, dazed.

JACK: (high-pitched) Wh-what the hell?

He gasps at the sound of his new voice and covers his mouth with his hand.

TEAMMATE #1: Dude, the curse is real! You're a girl!

JACK looks terrified for a moment but then he squashes it down and tries to resume his usual swagger.

JACK: What? You're nuts! I’m not a girl! I'm a guy!

TEAMMATE #2: Come on, Jack. You've got boobs.

JACK: I do not! These are just... my pecs! My big, muscular, manly pecs! I guess that protein powder must really be paying off!

JACK shudders and his body develops new curves, with a slim waist, wide hips and a much bigger bust. He rises up on a pair of high heels and his clothes shift into a sexy parody of his baseball uniform; his jersey transforms into a skin-tight, low-cut purple top that shows off his new cleavage, while his pants become an orange, butt-hugging little miniskirt. The room falls silent and JACK looks down at himself in horror.

TEAMMATE #3: Holy cow! Jack is stacked!

TEAMMATE #4: Yeah! He's got the biggest boobs of any girl in school!

JACK: (Desperately) Shut up! I'm not a girl, you guys! And... I'm definitely not stacked!

The men groan, fed up with JACK's endless attempts to deny the obvious reality of his transformation. Then TEAMMATE #1 has an idea and he smiles wickedly.

TEAMMATE #1: OK, Jack. We believe you. You're still a guy. (He claps his hands.) So, now that practice is over... let's all hit the showers, fellas!

The others grin and start crowding around JACK, who squirms and crosses his arms tightly over his chest.

TEAMMATE #2: What's wrong, Jack? You are still one of the boys, right?

JACK flushes deep red, then he turns and bolts from the locker room, high heels clicking and boobs bouncing as the guys hoot and whistle behind him.

INT. HALLWAY – CONTINUOUS

JACK stops around the corner, leaning against the wall and breathing hard. After a moment he clenches his fists and tries to focus.

JACK: OK, I am not a girl... I am not a girl... And the idea of showering with the team definitely didn’t make me feel warm and tingly all over!