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Gif: SILLY LITTLE FAIRY!

Added 2025-06-25 16:00:17 +0000 UTC

EXT. CITY STREET – DAY

A cute, sparkly FAIRY girl flutters over a gritty, urban sidewalk, wand in hand. She spots a gray skyscraper, she waves her wand, and... POOF! The building is transformed into a 40-storey gingerbread house, complete with gumdrop trim and frosting windows.

The FAIRY glides over a bridge as a thundering city train passes below. Another flick of her wand, and... POOF! The train transforms into a brightly colored, oversized toy choo-choo, its smokestack puffing hearts made of steam.

The FAIRY smiles, satisfied by her work. She turns to fly forward, and... WHAM! She crashes face-first into a brick wall and tumbles to the sidewalk in a puff of sparkles.

A big, balding TOUGH GUY in a faded denim vest is out walking his pet pit bull. The TOUGH GUY sees the fairy sprawled on the ground and he points and laughs at her.

TOUGH GUY: Ha! Silly little fairy...

The FAIRY gives him an icy look. She raises her wand, and... POOF! The tough guy is transformed into a curvy blonde bombshell squeezed into a super-girly pink outfit with a tutu skirt, puffed sleeves and a plunging neckline, all topped off with a giant pink hair bow. His pit bull has been transformed into a cute little puffball dog, and it yaps excitedly.

TOUGH GUY: What the..?

The FAIRY giggles, then she flies up and vanishes into the sky in a final burst of glitter, leaving the transformed TOUGH GUY looking down at his new cleavage in horror.

FADE OUT.

NOTE: This gif is based on an old car commercial where a lot of the same stuff happens, but when the tough guy laughs at the fairy she just changes him into kind of a preppy guy. I always thought it was a huge missed opportunity for some TG TF hijinks, so now I've finally fixed it! The original ad is here, if you're curious.