Gif: HER LOTION CHANGED HIM INTO A BLACK BEAUTY!

DAYTON, OHIO — Alex Jenkins, 27, said all he wanted was a quick fix for his dry skin. What he got instead was a full-body transformation from a young white man into a stunning, curvy Black woman.

“I was in a hurry,” Jenkins said. “Didn’t see my own lotion, so I grabbed my girlfriend Deja’s. I only used one pump, and then, BAM! My skin changed color, I grew boobs and my hips and butt got real big. I looked in the mirror, and there was this Black girl looking back at me!”

Still reeling from the shock, Jenkins was then confronted by his girlfriend Deja Williams, a 28-year-old hairstylist.

"I came into the bathroom and there's this thick chick standing there," Deja said. "She was exactly Alex's type, kinda dark and real curvy like me, and at first I thought maybe he's cheating and this is his new girl. I was about to kick her butt when she starts crying and saying she is Alex. I was like, 'B*tch, please!'"

Jenkins' transformation is one of a number of bizarre incidents linked to Ebonique Ultra Glow, a luxury skin lotion marketed to Black women. The company has recently issued a full recall, citing “rare but extreme side effects among certain demographics,” specifically white men transforming into voluptuous Black women. A source within the company stated that the Ebonique corporation currently has no explanation for the transformations and no idea how to reverse them.

For his part, Alex said he does not enjoy all the attention his new body brings.

“When I walk now, everything jiggles. Guys stare. Some creep at the gas station called me an 'ebony goddess.' It’s awful. I always loved Black girls, but I wanted to date them... not be one!"

But according to Deja, Alex has actually begun to embrace certain aspects of his new life as a sexy young Black woman.

“He's always taking selfies and doing little hip pops in the mirror," Deja said, "and he keeps stretching my tops all to hell. When we go out now the boys ignore me and hit on him, and I swear he loves the attention. The other night I even caught him watching a makeup tutorial for dark skin!"

Indeed, near the end of our interview this reporter observed that Alex was now sporting cherry lipstick and an expertly-applied smoky eye. He also said he's considering a name change.

"Just until I change back into a white guy," he insisted. "I was thinking Alondra... or maybe Aaliyah. Which do you think sounds prettier?"