Gif: A BASKETBALL BIMBOFICATION!
Added 2025-07-16 21:07:01 +0000 UTC
ANNOUNCER 1: And here comes the Tigers’ newest recruit, Kurt Perry. Built like a tank and jumps like a jackrabbit. Guy’s got serious hops.
ANNOUNCER 2: Watch this... BOOM! Slam dunk!
ANNOUNCER 1: Wow! And... uh, wait. Am I seeing things, or did Perry just get smaller? All of a sudden, he's looking kind of... curvy.
ANNOUNCER 2: Ah, not again. Looks like we've got another player bimbofying mid-game.
ANNOUNCER 1: Yup. No one's quite sure what's causing all these bimbofications, but they've been sweeping through the leagues like wildfire. Look at that: Perry's jersey is turning into a minidress now, in team colors. Looks pretty good on him, too.
ANNOUNCER 2: Woof, now those are some serious gazongas! He's not exactly built for defense anymore.
ANNOUNCER 1: And man, just look at those legs. Not much use for rebounds, but I bet he'd look sweet in a pair of fishnets.
ANNOUNCER 1: Well, looks like the Tigers have lost another promising young player. But I hear the cheer squad is looking for a new girl... and with curves like those, Perry would be a natural!
