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Gif: A SOUPERNATURAL TRANSFORMATION!

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INT. BRYSON ESTATE – GRAND FOYER – DAY

Reggie, a laid-back massage therapist, enters the marble foyer and glances around.

REGGIE: Uh, Mrs. Bryson? Cassandra? You ready for your 3 o'clock?

We hear the click-clack of high heels. A woman enters. She is blonde, quite voluptuous and wearing a shimmering, low-cut dress. REGGIE can't help goggling at her cleavage and she grins slyly, clearly not minding.

BLONDE: You must be Reggie. Cassandra's told me a lot about you.

REGGIE: Uh, yeah. And you must be…?

BLONDE: I’m Mister Bryson.

Reggie blinks.

REGGIE: Sorry, did you say... Mister Bryson?

BRYSON: Yep.

REGGIE chuckles, assuming this is some sort of joke.

REGGIE: Uh... Well, gotta say, you don't look much like a "mister" to me!

BRYSON: Not anymore, no. I used to be a man, but Cassandra caught me cheating with the maid and put something in my soup that transformed me into a woman. I had one sip, and... poof! Instant bimbo.

A long pause.

REGGIE: You're telling me your wife changed you into a girl... with soup?

BRYSON: Yep. She always said she came from a family of witches. I didn't believe her, but I guess she was telling the truth. She left days ago, and I haven't heard from her since.

REGGIE blinks, totally at a loss.

REGGIE: Well... I gotta say, you don't seem too upset about all this.

BRYSON: Nope.

BRYSON grins, adjusting the straps of his dress to better display his cleavage.

BRYSON: I’ll be taking Cassandra’s slot today. These girls are murder on my back.

He saunters off down the hall, hips swaying, heels clacking. REGGIE watches him go, stunned.

REGGIE: (quietly, to himself) On the one hand, this is all freaky as hell... But on the other hand, with a body like that, he's gonna be a hell of a lot more fun to massage than Cassandra was!