Gif: BADA-BING, BADA-BIMBO!
Added 2025-07-30 16:00:18 +0000 UTC
INTERIOR. ITALIAN RESTAURANT – NIGHT
CARLO and GINA are on a date. He is a sleazy guy with a big pompadour, she is a haughty hottie in a tight green dress. CARLO leans back in his chair with a smirk.
CARLO: So, what’s it gonna be, Gina? Third date, and I’ve been winin’ and dinin’ you, splashin' out some real money, here. You finally gonna pay me back tonight, or what?
GINA: Pay you back? Whattaya think, I'm gonna put out just 'cause you bought me some cheap pasta? Get lost, ya big creep!
CARLO: Aw, don't be like that, baby girl. Let's make some magic happen. I want that body, real bad!
GINA: Oh, ya want this body, huh? Well... here's some magic for ya!
She points a manicured finger at him. There’s a flash of light, and suddenly he is transformed into an exact double of her, tight dress and all.
CARLO: What the..?
GINA: You wanted my body so bad? Well, now ya got it! I even gave ya my boob job!
CARLO: Aw, come on, Gina! It ain't right to do this to a guy!
GINA: Ha! Now you can see what it's like, fightin’ off pushy skeeves just like you useta be! Good luck... "baby girl"!
