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Gif: OVERQUALIFIED... AND OVERINFLATED!

Added 2025-08-01 16:00:30 +0000 UTC

He wanted to stand out on the job... but not like this!

INT. OFFICE – DAY
A silver-haired man in a modest gray suit sits nervously across from a younger interviewer. A résumé sits on the desk between them.

OLDER MAN: So, I’ve got years of experience managing teams, optimizing supply chains... (he shifts in his seat, looking uncomfortable) ...reducing costs, and... uh-oh!

There’s a FWOOMP sound and the OLDER MAN's body transforms: silver hair turning long and golden-blonde, face softening, lips plumping. His suit warps into a tight, pink, polka-dot dress. In seconds he has become a young, mega-curvy babe. He sighs.

OLDER MAN: Well, this is awkward. I gotta confess, before this interview I cast a spell on myself. As an older guy I was worried about my chances, so I thought I'd use a little magic to try and make myself a more attractive candidate and stand out. But I wasn't going for this kind of attractive! (He glances downward.) Or, this kind of... uh, standing out. Anyway, I hope you can overlook this and give me a chance.

The YOUNGER MAN just gawks at the OLDER MAN's curves for a moment, then he blinks as if coming out of a trance.

YOUNGER MAN: Honestly… you would’ve been perfect for this job before. Serious, seasoned, commanding respect. But now? (He looks the OLDER MAN up and down.) Er, not so much.

The OLDER MAN leans forward, desperate.

OLDER MAN: Please, I really need this job! I'm putting two kids through college... and I've got alimony to pay!

YOUNGER MAN: Well, good news: I am looking for a young lady like you to be my personal secretary. (He gives the OLDER MAN a leering smile.) What do you say, honey?

ZOOM IN on the OLDER MAN as he gives the camera a cute, outraged little pout. Sound effect: WAH-WAH trumpet.