Gif: THE GIRLFRIEND-IFICATION APP!

EXT. PARK – DAY

Two guys stand in the park. COLBY, dark-haired and dorky, is eagerly tapping his phone. RILEY, a cynical blond guy, watches with a frown.

COLBY: Check out this new app! Says it'll get me a girlfriend in three easy steps!

RILEY: What, seriously? Dude, that's pathetic.

COLBY: Oh, yeah? We'll see about that!

The phone BEEPS, the air shimmers around RILEY and he suddenly transforms into a gorgeous blonde girl wearing a red floral crop top and tight jean shorts. The APP speaks in a robotic, female-sounding voice.

APP (V.O.): Stage one of girlfriend-ification complete.

RILEY: What the hell, dude?!

COLBY: Oh my god! I just thought it would find me a girl! I didn't think it'd change my best friend into a chick!

APP (V.O.): Stage two: personality adjustments.

RILEY: What? I don't want my personality adjusted! (The air shimmers again, then he shudders and doubles over.) Oh, no! My brain is filling up with girlfriend stuff! Sudden, overwhelming urge to... take romantic walks on the beach! Must... snuggle and talk about feelings! Ugh... make that stupid app change me back, right now!

COLBY: Hold on, I’m trying to find the "undo" button. This UI is insane, it’s all pink hearts and flowers and...

APP (V.O.): Stage three: final body optimization.

RILEY: Body optimization?! No freakin' way! This body is way too "optimized" already! (He shudders and doubles over.) Oh, no... I can feel something else happening!

The air shimmers again and RILEY's curves go full hourglass, his chest expanding and his hips popping out. Suddenly he's wearing a skintight, flowery red dress, his cleavage on full display.

APP (V.O.): Changes will be locked in five... four... three... two...

RILEY: Gimme that damn phone!

COLBY: Wait, don't --

They both grab for the phone and it falls and smashes against the pavement.

APP (V.O.): Error... error...

RILEY stamps his foot in frustration, sending his big boobs bouncing.

RILEY: Listen up, pal... even if I am stuck like this, there's no way in hell I’m ever gonna be your girlfriend! I don't care what some cruddy app says... and I don't care if all of a sudden you're super cute to me and I really wanna make out with you and call you snookums... there's no way I'm...

He throws himself at COLBY and they begin passionately kissing. We PAN DOWN to the smoking phone on the ground.

APP (V.O., weak and crackly): Full girlfriend-ification... complete.

FADE OUT.