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Gif: TURN IN YOUR MAN CARD!

Added 2025-09-17 16:00:18 +0000 UTC

EXT. ROADSIDE. DAY.

A scuffed-up car is parked by the side of the road with a patrol car pulled over behind it. The DRIVER of the scuffed-up car is speaking with a grim-faced OFFICER, while another OFFICER stands nearby.

OFFICER: Sorry, sir, but we're gonna have to ask you to turn in your man card.

DRIVER: What?! Come on...

OFFICER: Just hand it over and don't give us any trouble, sir.

The DRIVER reluctantly hands over his card and he instantly transforms into a curvy woman wearing a spangly pink bikini top and miniskirt, with white, thigh-high, high heel boots.

DRIVER: Aw, this sucks! I look like one of those chicks who dances at that club down by the airport!

OFFICER: You'll have to come with us now, miss. We're taking you downtown to the Feminization Center.

DRIVER: Oh, yeah? Well... you'll have to catch me first!

He tries to make a run for it but he doesn't get far before he trips and falls. The OFFICERS just shake their heads.

OFFICER: They'll teach you a lot of things at the center, miss... like, never try to run in stripper heels!