Gif: THE BIKINI BABE BOMB!
Added 2025-09-24 16:00:20 +0000 UTC
EXTERIOR. FIELD. DAY.
Two gruff male soldiers are standing outside of a tent.
SOLDIER 1: You heard the rumors going 'round about some new weapon? Supposedly it can transform men into sexy babes wearing bikinis.
SOLDIER 2: What?! That's the most ridiculous thing I ever -
Suddenly a bomb drops with an earth-shattering KABOOM! As the smoke clears we see that the soldiers have indeed transformed into a pair of sexy babes wearing bikinis. They stand there in total shock, cringing together and holding hands.
SOLDIER 2: Oh, my God!
SOLDIER 1: The rumors were true! That bomb turned us into sexy bikini babes! (He looks down, noticing they're holding hands.) Uh... maybe you should let go of my hand, soldier.
SOLDIER 2: Well... maybe you should let go of my hand.
There is an awkward pause, but they continue holding hands and looking at each other longingly. SOLDIER 1 shakes his head, trying to clear it.
SOLDIER 1: This is serious. We should report this to HQ, right away!
SOLDIER 2: Yes, of course! Right away, definitely. (There is another awkward pause.) But first, maybe we should... spend a few hours kissing in our tent?
SOLDIER 1: Good plan. Just a few hours kissing in our tent, and if it feels right maybe we can try some other stuff... and then, we immediately make a report to HQ!
SOLDIER 2: Yes, sir!
Still holding hands, they hurry off to their tent.
