Another hot (hypothetical!) gif for the weekend!
Added 2025-09-28 20:00:29 +0000 UTCPatreon has strict policies forbidding me from linking to NSFW content, and of course I'd never do such a thing. Perish the thought!
But, speaking strictly hypothetically, if I did have a patrons-only external site where I posted stuff that was too scandalous for Patreon, and that site's URL was my name plus a dot com, this month's password might just be the recyclable aluminum thing that soda comes in, a word that rhymes with man. All lower case.
And, if such a site even existed, there might just be a new gif waiting for you over there right now...
(Sorry, I bungled the scheduling for this post so I'm a day late letting you know about this purely hypothetical gif on my purely hypothetical external site!)