Gif: HE GOT "K-POPPED"!
Added 2025-10-08 16:00:20 +0000 UTC
EXTERIOR. HOTEL POOLSIDE. DAY.
Two buddies lounge in deck chairs. A gorgeous, curvy Asian WOMAN wearing a bikini walks over to a nearby chair and begins gathering up her towel and sun umbrella to leave. The GUYS sit up, leering at her.
GUY #1: Damn, babe. You're so hot, you could be one of those k-pop girls!
The WOMAN turns her back on the guys, pointedly ignoring them, and continues gathering up her things. The guys chuckle, amused to get a rise out of her.
GUY #1: (to his friend, in a stage-whisper he obviously means for the WOMAN to hear) Heh… I’d sure like to give her a "k-pop" sometime, if you know what I mean.
The woman turns, gives him a furious look, then she storms off. The guys share a guffaw, then they stretch out to doze in the sun.
CUT TO: Sometime later. The WOMAN is in the bathroom of her hotel room, stirring up a glass of something orange and fizzy that gives off a faint, unnatural glow.
WOMAN: I'll teach that stupid creep not to bother a witch on vacation! He wants a "k-pop"? Well, I'll give him one...
She picks up an uninflated orange balloon from the counter, carefully pours in the fizzing liquid and ties off the neck. She mutters an incantation under her breath, then she heads out to the balcony of her room, takes aim like a pitcher on the mound, and hurls the balloon down.
GUY #1 snoozes in his deck chair, snoring loudly, but then... SPLAT! The balloon bursts on his chest, the liquid splashing all over him. He wakes up with a gasp, his body swelling and shifting. His shorts and tank top morph into a teal bikini, and suddenly he has the curves to fill it. He bolts upright, now a gorgeous Asian woman, soaking wet. He stares down at his new body in shock.
GUY #1: … Sesang-e! Na yeoja-ya!
He claps a hand over his mouth, realizing he's somehow speaking Korean. GUY #2 wakes up, blinking at the sight of the sexy stranger in the chair beside him. He grins.
GUY #2: Damn, babe. You're so hot, you could be one of those k-pop girls!
GUY #1 gapes at him in horrified silence. FADE OUT.
