Gif: OPENING THINGS UP
Added 2025-10-24 16:00:19 +0000 UTC
INTERIOR. BEDROOM. NIGHT.
A macho HUSBAND sits on a bed stool beside his curvy blonde WIFE.
WIFE: Honey, we need to talk about something. You know what you were saying, about... um... opening things up?
HUSBAND: Yeah. I hope you're not feeling jealous, babe. You've been a fine little wife, but I just don't think monogamy is for me. A guy like me needs adventure, excitement... magic!
WIFE: I'm glad you feel that way. You see, I met someone, and I'm in love.
HUSBAND: What? Really? But... we just talked about opening things up last week!
WIFE: Lars is wonderful. He's a magician. He's gorgeous, caring... and so talented, in so many ways. I wanna be with him forever.
HUSBAND: Oh my God. Babe, are you saying you wanna leave me... for some freaking magician?
WIFE: No, honey. I wanna be with you too, but our relationship will just have to evolve a little. Lars is very clever with his magic, and he's cast a spell so we can all be together.
HUSBAND: A spell? What the hell do you..?
Suddenly the HUSBAND transforms into a curvy blonde woman, rather similar to his WIFE.
HUSBAND: Oh my God! I'm... I'm a...
WIFE: You turned out so pretty, honey! You'll see, we're all gonna be real happy together.
HUSBAND: But... I don’t wanna be a girl in some love triangle with my wife and a weirdo magician!
WIFE: Don't worry. As soon as you see Lars, you'll fall in love with him too. It's part of his spell.
HUSBAND: WHAT?!
WIFE: He's waiting for us now, in the living room. (She calls out:) Lars, honey? He's all finished changing! You can come in now!
HUSBAND: No! Don't call him in here!
WIFE: Relax, honey. You wanted magic... and now you're gonna get it!
