Gif: THE HELPFUL GENIE
Added 2025-10-16 16:00:15 +0000 UTC
EXT. APARTMENT COURTYARD. DAY.
A cocky NERD is standing with a casually-dressed and rather condescending GENIE.
NERD: So, can I make my three wishes now?
GENIE: Sorry, just one. There have been some cutbacks.
NERD: That's okay, I only need one. Make me super sexy, with a great body so I'll attract the opposite sex! And no tricks, now. I've heard those stories about how you genies like to trick people!
GENIE: No, no. I promise, I'll only use my magic to help you.
NERD: Well, okay then. Make me hot!
The NERD suddenly transforms into a beautiful nerdette with bouncy brunette pigtails, wearing a feminized version of his clothes.
NERD: What the..?!
The GENIE shrugs.
GENIE: Look, with your personality you were never gonna have any chance with women, no matter what you looked like. I could turn you into Timothee Chalamet and you'd probably still find some way to screw it up. But guys tend to be a lot less choosy, and as a pretty girl you'll have men chasing you all over the place.
NERD: But... I don't like men!
GENIE: You do now. I told you, I'd use my magic to help you. You're gonna have a lot more fun like this, trust me. (He looks at the NERD thoughtfully for a moment.) Hmm. On second thought... hang on.
The GENIE points at the NERD's chest and the NERD suddenly becomes much, much more curvy. His nerd-girl outfit whooshes away, replaced with a tiny bikini. He gawks down at his cleavage in horror.
NERD: What the hell?!
GENIE: With your personality, you're gonna need all the help you can get!
