Gif: THE SPY WHO GIRLIFIED ME!
Added 2025-12-05 17:00:21 +0000 UTC
EXTERIOR. ENGLISH ESTATE. DAY.
Agent 006 is enjoying a cup of tea in his garden when a blond, sinister fellow appears behind him. He is NEVILLE SAYNO, notorious mercenary and assassin.
SAYNO: Well well, 006. It seems I have you cornered and defenseless... without any of your clever little gadgets!
AGENT 006: Not quite, old chap. The boys in the lab insisted I try out these new cuff links today. When I activate them they emit a special field that renders any male attacker harmless, targeting his testosterone to lower aggression.
SAYNO steps closer behind 006, gripping the agent's shoulders and preparing to strike.
SAYNO: Stop this ridiculous bluffing, 006, and prepare to... to...
SAYNO suddenly transforms into a curvy blonde in a tiny, polka dot bikini. He looks disoriented and breathes deeply, chest heaving. 006 smirks.
AGENT 006: My, my. I'll have to tell the lab boys that these cuff links are perhaps a little too effective.
SAYNO: I won't let this stop me! I'm still going to complete my mission...
He comes around to face AGENT 006, but SAYNO is becoming more breathy and swoony by the moment.
SAYNO: Yes, I'm going to harm you all over, and do all sorts of terrible things to that big, strong body. Mmm, you know, 006, somehow I never realized just how handsome you are.
AGENT 006: Steady on, old boy... er, I mean, young lady. You're not quite yourself at the moment.
SAYNO leans in very close, practically purring like a kitten.
SAYNO: Perhaps the bloodshed can wait until after I've... kissed you a bit. Yes, first the kissing, then the bloodshed.
SAYNO playfully grips 006's tie and the two of them slide down onto the soft grass together.
AGENT 006: Now Neville, you really must get hold of yourself...
SAYNO: I'd much prefer it if you got hold of me. And come to think of it, I really don't think Neville suits me anymore. From now on, you can call me... Neva.
Agent 006 arches an eyebrow.
AGENT 006: Neva Sayno? I must admit, I do rather like the sound of that....
They begin to kiss and the scene fades to a blur. THE END.
