Gif: THE MAGIC MAKEOVER MIX!

INTERIOR. SUBURBAN BEDROOM. AFTERNOON.

A WIFE is sitting on the bed when her HUSBAND enters the room holding a jar of blue liquid.

HUSBAND: Hey, babe, what’s this blue stuff I found in the fridge? It's not too bad!

The WIFE gasps and sits up sharply.

WIFE: Oh, no! That’s the Magic Makeover Mix I bought myself! I was gonna surprise you for our anniversary! This is a disaster!

HUSBAND: Relax, hon. I only drank a few sips of your girly juice stuff. What’s the big deal?

WIFE: That isn't "girly juice stuff"! It's feminine beauty condensed into a powerful elixir, a head-to-toe glamour infusion...

HUSBAND: Jeez, don't tell me you actually believe all that! You chicks can be so gullible, with all your fad beauty nonsense... none of that junk really does anything!

Suddenly he loses several inches in height, his chest swells and his face becomes feminine, with full lips and long lashes. He doesn't react, clearly having no idea he's changed. His wife sighs.

WIFE: Well, here we go.

There is an audible WHOOSH as the HUSBAND transforms into a gorgeous woman, his clothes ripple and reshape into a thin blue slip and a terrycloth towel appears atop his head and wraps itself around his long hair. He frowns quizzically, holds up his hand, and sees that he's growing long, glossy red nails.

HUSBAND: What the..?

WIFE: It's the full makeover package, babe. Freshly painted nails... soft and dewy skin... a henna rinse... and killer curves.

He groans as his shifting physique stretches his little slip to the limit, then he winces and jolts, grabbing his lacy hem.

HUSBAND: Yowch! Why do I suddenly feel like I just got struck by lightning... down there?

WIFE: That'll be the waxing.

HUSBAND: Oh, God! When will I change back?

WIFE: You won't. The effects are permanent. I'm sorry, but this is what you get for drinking a random jar of blue stuff out of the fridge, without even asking. That Magic Makeover Mix was supposed to be for me! God, men can be so inconsiderate sometimes. I bet you didn't even remember today was our anniversary, did you?

The HUSBAND's eyes go wide and he looks away, caught. His WIFE shakes her head.

WIFE: Well, this is great. I thought my husband was gonna take me out for a big night on the town... but now I guess it'll just be a girls' night in!

She shakes her head while her HUSBAND stands there with his arms folded shyly over his new cleavage. FADE OUT.