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Gif: THE PERFECT GIRLFRIEND SPELL

INT. MESSY ATTIC BEDROOM – NIGHT

Two nerdy college guys stand over a glowing spellbook. SEBASTIAN paces back and forth nervously while OLLIE stands smugly, hands on hips.

SEBASTIAN: This was a huge mistake, dude. We never should've cast that spell...

OLLIE: Relax. The magic is working, and soon we’ll conjure up our perfect girlfriends! (He wobbles, looking woozy.) Whoa. Hang on, I feel really…

OLLIE’s clothes begin to ripple, shrinking on his body. He collapses and lands on the bed, suddenly transformed into a cute blonde girl in a tiny blue bikini. SEBASTIAN gasps and hurries over.

SEBASTIAN: Ollie, are you okay?! Talk to me!

OLLIE groans, blinks… then stares at his new body in shock.

OLLIE: Whoa! I got boobs! And check out these legs! (He lifts one with awe.) They’re even nicer than Ginny Foster’s, huh? I bet I'd look hotter in that cheerleader outfit than she does.

SEBASTIAN: Don’t worry, we can reverse this… uh… somehow...

OLLIE looks up at SEBASTIAN as if seeing him for the first time, his expression going dreamy.

OLLIE: Oh, wow. Dude… all of a sudden, you’re super cute to me! I think I like boys now! (He tugs Sebastian’s sleeve, pulling him onto the bed.) Come here and give me a kiss, baby!

SEBASTIAN: What? Ollie, come on! We can’t do this!

OLLIE: Why not? We already hang out every day, and we like all the same dorky stuff. I’m a hot girl who'd actually enjoy spending Friday nights building Gundam models with you. Where else are you gonna find that?

SEBASTIAN: I... Oh God, this is so weird!

OLLIE leans closer, his voice soft and coaxing.

OLLIE: Remember all those things you told me you wished you could do with girls?

SEBASTIAN: Do not finish that sentence...

OLLIE: You can do them with me, now. I’ll even wear the Wonder Woman outfit.

SEBASTIAN’s ears go red.

SEBASTIAN: That is… disturbingly compelling.

OLLIE: C’mon. Look at me. I’m adorable. You cast a spell to make your perfect girlfriend, and... here I am!

SEBASTIAN swallows hard.

SEBASTIAN: Would you really wear a Wonder Woman outfit?

OLLIE giggles.

OLLIE: Dude, I’ll even bring the lasso.

They lean in for a kiss. The spellbook pages flutter as we FADE TO BLACK.


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