Gif: THE SECRETARY SWITCH
Added 2026-01-30 17:00:24 +0000 UTC
INT. CORPORATE OFFICE – DAY
A smug male EXECUTIVE struts into the suite of his female BOSS. She does not look pleased.
EXECUTIVE: Heard you wanted to see me. What's up, sugar?
BOSS: That sort of thing - "sugar" - is exactly what we need to discuss. You’ve been behaving inappropriately with the secretaries, despite repeated complaints.
EXECUTIVE: Ah, those dames gotta learn to take a joke, is all. You're new at the company, so let me fill you in on how things work around here. See, me and Bill, the fella you replaced, we always had a little understanding...
BOSS: I'm not Bill. Your conduct will no longer be tolerated, and I have my own way of dealing with male chauvinist creeps like you.
In a blink the EXECUTIVE transforms into a curvy blonde beauty in a dress that's just barely appropriate for the workplace. He gasps in shock.
BOSS: You're going to be a woman yourself now, and I'm demoting you to secretary.
EXECUTIVE: What?! No, please... I'm a man! I can't be some blonde chick, serving coffee to the boys! I just can't!
BOSS: You can... and you will. Your behavior will adjust, and you'll become a very agreeable young lady.
The EXECUTIVE swoons, holding his temple. He suddenly gets a big, ditzy grin and when he speaks his voice is breathy and feminine, perfectly suiting his new look.
EXECUTIVE: Whatever you say, ma'am! (He gasps, realizing what he's just said and how he's said it.) Wait, no... I can't... (breathy and smiling again) I just can't wait to join the other secretaries, ma'am!
He covers his mouth with his hand, horrified by his own words.
BOSS: Very good. I'm sure you'll fit right in.
A man enters. He quickly looks the feminized EXECUTIVE up and down with an approving grin.
BOSS: This is the new girl I mentioned, Reggie. Be a dear and show her to the steno pool, would you?
REGGIE takes the EXECUTIVE by the arm, leading him away. The EXECUTIVE finds himself batting his eyelashes and speaking in a flirty whisper.
EXECUTIVE: Thank you ever so much for walking me there, sugar. Mmm, aren't you just the sweetest thing?
FADE OUT.
