Gif: CHECK YOUR MANHOOD AT THE DOOR

INTERIOR. CHANGING ROOM. NIGHT.

An OLDER WOMAN attendant is carefully brushing a mink coat. We hear the sounds of a distant party, thumping music and women's voices. Two tall, intimidating FEMALE SECURITY GUARDS haul in a SLEAZY MAN wearing a tuxedo. The OLDER WOMAN steps forward, continuing to brush the coat and giving the MAN a cheery smile.

MAN: (to the GUARDS) Ouch! Easy, girls! You almost tore my tux!

The GUARDS exit. The MAN huffily brushes himself down.

MAN: Gotta admit, those two were pretty strong for chicks. (He notices the OLDER WOMAN.) And just who are you, honey? You don't exactly look like the boss around here.

OLDER WOMAN: (with a thick, old world accent) Oh, no. I just handle changing room... and make sure everyone dress right. Why you here? The Witch's Ball is for women only.

He hesitates, trying to think up a lie, but then he just shrugs and decides there's no point. He obviously has nothing to fear from this old lady.

MAN: I'd heard rumors about this show. Some big yearly gathering of rich, gorgeous babes from all over the world, no men allowed. I just had to see it for myself. I figured I'd sneak in, sniff around a little. I'd be the only dude in the place... like a wolf in the hen house. Hey, you can't blame a guy for trying, right?

The OLDER WOMAN looks him up and down and chuckles, shaking her head.

OLDER WOMAN: No, this not allowed. You come here, you wear evening dress.

MAN: Hey, I wore a tux, lady. This is evening dress!

The OLDER WOMAN stops brushing the mink coat and points her brush at him.

OLDER WOMAN: No... I said, you come here, you wear evening dress.

In an instant the MAN is transformed into a stunning, curvy woman in a sleek little black gown, cleavage on display, sporting an impossibly elaborate braided updo threaded with black flowers and ornaments. A cute little clutch bag appears in his hands with a POP! He looks at himself in the mirror and sputters, his dangling earrings swinging.

MAN: What... what the hell did you do to me?!

The FEMALE SECURITY GUARDS return. The OLDER WOMAN gestures at the MAN.

OLDER WOMAN: (to the guards) Okay, she all finished here. Take her away.

MAN: What?! What do you mean, 'she'?! I'm not a she! Come on, I'm not a...

The GUARDS take the outraged, transformed MAN by the arms and haul him out, his high heels scraping along the floor. His protests fade as he exits. The OLDER WOMAN chuckles to herself.

OLDER WOMAN: Silly men. Every year they try to sneak into the Witch's Ball, they end up here in my changing room... and I change them. Always best part of the night.

There is the sound of a scuffle and two other FEMALE SECURITY GUARDS haul in a different SLEAZY MAN wearing a tuxedo. The OLDER WOMAN steps forward once more, continuing to brush the coat and giving the MAN a cheery smile.