Megumin’s Dessert

Megumin was fascinated by explosive magic since that “busty older woman” saved her life. Satou couldn’t get that thought out of his head at the pub one night... “She made the biggest change of her life after one chance encounter? I wonder if I could have that kind of impact on her somehow?”

Satou loved being the hero as much as anyone else, but in the back of his mind, plumping up a cute wizard might be fulfilling.

“I know what I’ll do! I’ll figure out how to save her life with... a cupcake! Then she’ll have no choice but to follow the way of the cake and her hips soon to follow! Muahahaaahahah!”

“Satou? That’s an awfully devious laugh” said Megumin who somehow snuck up on Satou. “Anything I need to worry about?”

“Whaaa? No! Just one too many drinks I’m afraid! Muaahahaaaa!” Satou’s laugh sounded a bit more nervous this time.

“Ok, I’m gonna hit the hay. You’d better be in top form tomorrow!” Megumin yawned and stepped out of the drinking hall.

Satou watched her puny hips work their way up the stairs. “I’ll have to lay my trap tonight.”

The next day:

The group was leaving town that afternoon and Satou had convinced Megumin they needed to gather some supplies just outside of town. “Yaaaaawwwnnnn! Satou, why couldn’t we just go shopping like a normal adventurer.”

“Oh, it’s just that the organic stuff is so expensive and I want to get it at the source.”

“Ooooohhhh kaaaaay. Wait, do you hear that?”

There was a snap and Megumin was trapped in a cage. “Waaaa, ooohhh nooo!” said Satou in as convincing a manner as he could.

“Don’t worry, I’ll just blow it up!”

“No! Wait! Look right there! A book!”

“Huh? “Welcome To Your New Trap: New Magic” Wait! This is written by that busty old lady! She must be so impressed with my new skills that she wrote me this book!”

“That was easier than I thought”

“It says here that the only to unlock the cage is to increase my Glutoneon Absorption Mana?” (G.A.M.)

“Oh, I’ve heard of that! It’s a new discovery that has all kinds of implications!”

“In order to continually raise my G.A.M. I just have to practice meditation by baking and absorption by eating the results... yadda yadda... don’t share.... G.A.M. isn’t widely understood, but it’s insanely easy to master without any understanding of basic magic. So you should master this before the enemy can get ahead of you... Satou! It sounds like this new magic could save us in a pinch!”

“Speaking of pinches, does that recipe call for salt?”

“No! The book says I have to do it!”

Megumin baked a small tart in about 3 seconds using a clever bit of slow motion explosion magic and as she popped it into her mouth the lock on the cage clicked.

“It wooooorked! It looks like my modified explosion magic can bake goodies really fast! I won’t need a bakery to keep practicing after all!”

A Few Months Later:

Satou had cleverly hid obstacles to trick Megumin into baking tarts, cakes, or cookies while no one was looking. The results were better than he thought. Her small frame was bounding at the the seams. Her puny hips were soft and shifted one over the other quite nicely as she walked ahead of the group. Her breasts were at least an F cup, but Satou wasn’t a boob man. His crowning achievement was her voluptuous tummy. It was now a nice round ball of dough comparable to any slime monster you might find in a dungeon. It had to be at least the size of a 30 pound bag of rice. People in the group would poke fun and ask Megumin if she could help them find the muffin man. She would blush and rub her belly saying, “you’ll thank me someday”.

Satou was starting to feel guilty and decided it might be time to come clean about the last few months. *knock *knock. “Ummm, Megumin, are you up?”

“Satou? Yeah, you can come in.”

Satou opened the door and could only see Megumin’s dark, lumpy silhouette in front of the firelight. She turned to him and sternly said, “Shut the door you maniac.!” Still afraid of her explosion magic being used against him, Satou shut the door quickly.

Getting closer Satou saw that the only thing Megumin was wearing was a hat and a pair of socks. “Uummm, Megumin?”

“You like it don’t you? I knew it was you that wrote the book.”

“What? How did you know?”

“Your terrible handwriting is a dead giveaway. But even in the cage that day I knew you were seriously deranged and your intentions were devious. But thinking about how you went through all this trouble for me... I melted. After we got back that day I read the whole book you made up and realized you wanted a cute little chubby vixen to play around with. Every tart or cake I ate when your silly little traps popped up showed me how much of a freak you really were and my panties couldn’t keep up with constant treats I had to bake for myself.”

Satou was all choked up. “I don’t know what to say, I...” Satou looked behind Megumin and saw a pile of treats at least half her size.

“What are you waiting for Satou? Help me out here. ;)