October Poll #2

And our first lucky winner waaaas... *drumrolls*  the one-and-only Hellboy! Congrats, big guy. Fitting for Halloween month, eh? That spawn of Azzael will no doubt regret his inclusion though when he sees the lineup we've amassed here for him. Who can best turn Hellboy's red butt even redder?

So my rough plan for these polls was to amass a selection of fellas from the winning character's "home" series, and then include an option for crossovers too if patrons preferred. However, I have to admit that when it came to Hellboy I had some trouble coming up with spankers for him. He's always battling twisted creations of science or demon beasts or witches or Nazis or tentacle monsters or otherworldy menaces. Stuff like that. And while those are fun, there were few I could picture giving him a real spanking, ya know? Then I remembered! He'd been  a DLC character in Injustice 2, the DC comics fighting game. Well, that opened up a whole world of possibilities, let me tell you.

So we've now got a who's who of DC spankos to offer. Let's take a look at 'em now...

Etrigan: A fellow demon, and once a King of Hell himself. He rhymes with every sentence (which will probably make writing him a pain in the ass for me). Bound to the mortal vessel of Jason Blood, and brother to Merlin, Etrigan is many things, capering between evil and good like a tapdancer on the head of a pin. A masochist himself, Etrigan is no stranger to pain and it's perverse pleasures. Perhaps it's time he inflicted some himself!

Atrocitus: Leader of the Red Lantern Corp, and fueled by pure rage. One of the few survivor of Sector 666. Atrocitus now is a merciless warlord and conqueror of worlds. With the aid of his cat, Dex-Starr, few can stand against his burning might. Submit quickly, or it will become very, very painful for you. Just don't make him angry. You wouldn't like him when he's angry...

Swamp Thing: A plant elemental, and protector of the Green. He was once, perhaps, a scientist called Alec Holland. Now he acts as a guardian to both humanity and the environment at large. With powers over oak, holly, maple and nettles from which to form his paddles, more than one bad guy has already felt Swamp Thing's punishment upon their tender meat flesh.

Lobo: The meanest bastich in the galaxy. He, too, is the last of his kind, the Czarnians. But in his case it's because he killed 'em all himself! Now he works as a bounty hunter, flying from planet to planet on his space motorcycle and tracking down the choicest asses for his clients. So long as you can afford to pay, his services are yours. Frag.

Roulette: This option is for if you'd rather one of the guys from the previous poll do the spanking. Want Goliath to mete out some discipline on Big Red? How about Ryu sizzling his butt with a hadoken or ten? This is how ya make that happen! But watch out, choosing this option will eliminate both spanker and spankee from the poll for next month!

I want Hellboy to DO the spanking: Aha! The wild card! This will switch things up! Bet you didn't expect that, did you? But this option does exactly what it says. If it receives an equal amount or greater number of votes as the winning spanker, this flips the script and instead Hellboy spanks them! Results can get unpredictable here, so choose wisely!

Multiple votes are enabled this time, so choose any options that appeal to you!