737 - Money 4 Sale (6/1/23)

I got Deja vu listening to this. I had to stop. I swear they made this episode a year ago

Couldn't get out of Lubbock fast enough

party fowl

Redeemed bad kids drink Jones Soda. Effervescent and fruity, just like Chapo's audience.

Tim O'Connor

Reminder about Tuberville: while head coach at Texas Tech, he was at dinner with some incoming recruits, and got a phone call. He stepped outside to answer it. It was the University of Cincinnati offering him their head coaching job. He left the restaurant without going back inside to tell the recruits he would be leaving. He was a disaster in Cincinnati.

Johnny B

I love that you think they'd care lol

Red

If the bad kids that target Target are actually only targeting Target to get back at Target or targeting them, does that make them good kids? What's the redeemed bad kid soda?

Christopher E Musgrave

tough market to break into, but I'm debating it

Dr Nguyen Van Phuoc

Love you guys, but Coach Senator's name is pronouced "tubber-ville" not "tube-rville". Bathtub, not tube. I'll still never forgive him for failing to recruit defensive linebackers in his last years at Auburn!

Arid

First buy guns

ploob

can you guys do an ep on mr beast i'm so fascinated by it

colin muller

Why are we not doing this? Like we could fund everything just scamming the fuck out of these retards man.

Robbie H.

Really hoping skynet becomes aware and begins redistributing Capital to the labor class asap

Peter Sullivan

LICH-LEADERSHIP FOREVER

ploob

the once and future king folks, we love swords in stones don't we? the best swords

Jacob Fox

I've been accused of being too literal... Especially over text.

Jacob Jones

This is definitely reddit level obliviousness. You read that and took umbrage, unbelievable.

Poppy Chulo

I mean, I'm not the one giving my money to Chapo Trap House without understanding that they are a socialist podcast. lol So who is the dumbass here?

Jacob Jones

Necro Trump for president. Undead Necro Trump 2024, 2028, 2032,2036,2040

Poppy Chulo

Oh yeah what's DSA stand for dumb stupid assholes lol got em 👍

Poppy Chulo

"people who love former president donald trump" Future president Donald Trump, actually.

skrrt vonnegut

Is this AI generated?

John Brown Jovi

That Paul Bunyan comment was so real. Some people don't even realize he's been dead for like, what, a decade or something?

Josh Woods

Itchy and Scratchy bucks eh? I'll take $1100 worth.

carl

Friend of the show Libby Watson’s tweet about Biden falling down made me actually lol https://twitter.com/libbycwatson/status/1664380141139812352?s=46&t=j_Ihr-I-LGMJtKhun5Xi6A

Brett Anders

All timer ep right here. The forgatio blow analysis at the end was the cherry on top. Between this and catholic cemetery monthly I feel like I'm witnessing a return to form for the dry boys.

concernedmom420

It definitely ain't poor, but places can be dumps and still produce a lot of wealth for capitalists. Look at most of the global south after all...

Jacob Jones

I always thought mobile was rich?

Colin Clark

Great solidarity on your part. Maybe this isn't the space for you?

Jacob Jones

Its pronounced inbred hillbillies

Ross Moore

Jk I love u guys

Stevieyall

Mo-BEEL u fuckin effite nyc fancy lad

Stevieyall

I think it's retaliation for stepping down back into a technician role. You basically echoes my thoughts, I need to get out.

Poppy Chulo

She said one other person requested the day off as well. But one person. It's a big department, and I think six weeks is enough to accommodate both requests.

Poppy Chulo

One day. Just one day.

Poppy Chulo

It sounds like they’re trying to force you out for stepping down from your role as department head there. Expedite your exit from the place and you’ll probably feel a little better. Changing paths is scary, but there is a sense of relief you get from the act of doing so. You don’t deserve to be fucked with like that and will be better off getting away from that organization.

Coursergamrat69

BhamDSA and NADSA have been in contact with a group down there trying to start a Mobile Bay DSA. There's a lot of stupid in the state, but there are good folks trying to put in the work to organize as well.

Jacob Jones

lol, THANK YOU. I'm from Mobile. It's a dump, but yeah.

don't know what industry you work in, but six weeks sounds more than reasonable to me. then again, i've never worked in a job that offered PTO.

CS

North Alabama DSA co-chair here, it is pronounced moh-BEEL (Mobile, AL). 😉

Jacob Jones

Unless there's a reason for you to know about a conflict (project go-live the week you asked for time off) its more than adequate. Your boss is being a shit.

Jon Weber

Money 4 Sale at the Money Store. I know the first three numbers...

Jon Weber

Catholic Shoplifters Cemetery Monthly?

Adam Hauck

i was a proud arizona degenerate we slept on average 4 hours a week and did lots of walking around

Kamran Husain

for how much? a month should be way more than enough advance to ask for like a week off unless there's a known conflict with someone else you work with?

etienne

I dunno. Have you tried smoking weed?

Adam Geddes

Just curious about something and this question is for anyone; is six and a half weeks adequate notice when putting in a PTO request? I got into it with my boss today who denied the request. Is a month and a half not adequate? If I ask with two weeks notice that's a request. If it's more than six weeks out that should just be me letting them know I'm taking PTO. The department is a shit show and we're so understaffed morale is in the shitter. I fucking hate my job. I'm genuinely trying to figure out if I'm ready to exit stage left completely and be done with everything but there doesn't seem to be a good way out. I'm so sick and tired of living like this. I worked so fucking hard to become a department lead and had to step down eventually, now it seems like I'm being retaliated against. This isn't living, it's terrible and I don't know if I'm in perpetual burnout or not. I want to die. I don't know what to do, I'm completely burned out on everything.

Poppy Chulo

"Povos"? Confirmed for British, opinion discarded!

Adam Geddes

Yep. I'm the same age. Arizona iced tea was our Four Loko.

Adam Geddes

povos.

Adrienne Suydam

shots fired.

Adrienne Suydam

You heard it here, AriZona Iced Tea is the drink of the prole

NoPrefect

as a millenial, I know arizona tea as a thing you'd buy for precisely one dollar and get 16 ounce of something not entirely unlike water for a third of the price of regular bottled water. also obv it kicked off the vaporwave aesthetic boom

etienne

As an elder, I am glad to be able to share some valuable historical knowledge. In the early 90's Arizona Iced Tea only came in glass bottles like Snapple.

Gulb

Sovereign Citizen Wealth Fund

ploob

stfu

Speaking of stolen valor, Americas entire WW2 mythos is stolen valor from the commies

Methew

money for sale, never worn

pookie

My Texan aunt served on a jury once, and one juror recommended execution because, "There are reasons you might have to kill your wife. But you should never kill your mama!"

Richard R

You got grifted

Sparky

I remember reading a Pickup Artist guy who was telling people to get rolls of 2$ bills from the bank to give out as tips so that people at bars have to stop and think and remember you

etienne

I gave a lot of money to Bernie just to watch him socdem-bend-the-knee to Biden and cheer on the NATO Death Cult. So, I couldn't quite laugh out loud at the fly-over country Trumpite rubes.

SJ

day old money 😂

james

Worst part of Fogiato Blow is his Trash ass Lego beard

Jordan Brewer

Guy Ferrari fucking rules.

Johan Stefonski

Love a Pepsi Blue shoutout. Bring it back again!

Greg

It rocks that you can't even use Trump Bucks to buy Trump NFTs

Sparky

The modern Trump cosmology

Jed Levin

Am I the only one who thinks that lady looks like Kingseeker Frampt?

Get Jackson the fuck off the $20 and put Teddy on there

Sparky

It’s pronounced TUBerville like bathTUB

sarah

slamming arizona ice tea while skating in jeans five sizes too big was my entire childhood.

Trew Dhiel

Tommy Tuberville’s congressional salary is paid exclusively in TRB checks and coins

Ozzie

I met M Emmett Walsh on a low budget movie back in the mid 2000s He setup a card table and proceeded to sign a giant stack of 2 dollar bills for the crew. Stand up guy

Movie Donkey

fuck I WISH his name was just Tommy Tooby

Doug Cartel

We need a new bill that has Salmon P. Chase on it.

Demented Avenger

Same, classic episode and still an all time riff with the nephew fusion dance.

Blaskovich

Hey, Chris, are notifications intentionally turned off on some of the CTH posts? I don't get notifications in the Patreon app or e-mails when you drop new episodes of the main show lately-- only the movie mindsets, and actually not all of them. I contacted Patreon about it because I assumed it was on their end, but they said it was set by the content creator.

Cy Parker

The original Iraqi dinar clip years ago was the thing that first got me into chapo

JV

Put bees on the nickel! 4 bees to a quarter they use to say

Erin MacAllister

My dollar bill scene would have to be James Garfields doctors sticking their unsanitized fingers in his bullet hole wound

Henry Martyn

I mean if you really believe trump is at war with the Deep State, coming after the US dollar is by far the most single most dangerous front to open up. So, gl?

Steve D

🎶Money for nothin, and your Trump for free🎶

Sarah Giles

This is why you don’t feed your kids lead paint chips for breakfast

Zach H.

I wanted to play football for the coach

Herschell Gordon Lightfoot

This MF said Guy Ferrari

John Barrett

How the fuck did all these people last to their old age

William

I actually do know Paul Bunyan though so………..

Dru Heff

I guarantee that that Trump bucks guy drastically understated how much he was rolled for. It was probably low 5 figures.

Rohmer Simpson

Felix’s love for Alexander Payne is very endearing

Seymour Butz

Grayden Carter, owner of bad food restaurants

Paul Caravello

I hope Clint makes a new movie. He’s unironically one of the most talented artists since the renaissance, I hope he lives forever and ever

Paul Caravello

Oh shit. Get well soon!

Alexandr

Thank you to Chris or whoever fixed the mics or levels. :)

Alexandr

You shut your whore mouth

Dan

Trump was the last president to get cucked in office

Elizabeth

Azzaro 1!

Evan

Feel like these dudes have jobs and / or girlfriends. It's over.

Zakir KH

The less you know about these purgatories of the deep south the better off you are. Growing up near them or even driving thru is like reading the necronomicon or making a horcrux. Or working for McKinsey.

Dan

Trump bucks should have scenes from the January 6th rally/riot on the back of the collectible "currency".

J P 3

Fogiato blow could have been the greatest weed carrier in all rap.

calvin kilby

What else is there

David Ramirez

Also he’s maybe our only adopted president?

Mark Patsy

What are the Michigan equivalent to gold pants? He probably had 4 of them, Ohio state sucked back in the 40s

Mark Patsy

poet warrior not a jock

Kamran Husain

Lincoln was literally the greatest wrestler of all time.

Tommy

ford was still our only jock president

Kamran Husain

Will badly mispronouncing Mobile is so funny. Love these guys but they just know NY, LA, and Midwest culture

Sman

Thats means he’s good tho

Alex Berkowitz

Guy Ferrari

G. Gordon Litty

And boy are my arms tired

jawn carpenter

laid up in the ICU thank you boys for getting me through❤️

Reece Coren

He is the evil dj khaled

Adam Edwards

Need Felix to understand that the Jimmy Levy guy from the target diss track is Israeli

Adam Edwards

Thought you should know

Alex Berkowitz

I’m grilling ribs while listening

Alex Berkowitz

Just did coordinated labor action at work and my balls feel like they weigh 50 pounds. I’m gay

Will Thompson

im going to listen to the chapo’s trap house podcast

Hayley

Felix is our favourite oldest nephew isn't he folks

Yutawq

Have a wonderful weekend everyone

Ben