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753 - Gurnee Nights (7/27/23)

Our take on the Congressional UFO Hearing. Biden has a new dog that’s even more poorly behaved than the last one. DeSantis continues to hemorrhage staff, this time losing his brain trust of 20-something groypers. Trump expounds on his faith, and we discuss his many, many impending indictments. Finally, the return of Obama’s limousine superhead.

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753 - Gurnee Nights (7/27/23)

Comments

Extremely rare quad cities shout out

Ian Nelson

I think people who are upset at UFO shit are just trying to fit in. Then you have old school UFO heads who are like, "ah you actually think that shit matters? I read an unsourced book in the 80s written by a guy who's friend was in the army who got kicked out for doing speed and saw greys! Nobody cared then!"

Chris

When it comes to aliens, all I need to ask is, do I still need to go to work, do I still need to pay my bills, if the answer is yes, then I don't fucking care.

J Vladcliff

I feel like our government has degraded to the point that a lot of secret projects are probably leaking little, scary details. Which in aggregate, to someone with high clearance, could sound like UFO shit. In other words, the deep state created an urban legend that it promptly scared itself with and then leaked.

Blair Rancich

OINK

Will Thompson

Mattie help me out. I need a source on the seven hour DeSantis flight PUHLEEZE

Adam Menendez

Secret service agents have it coming. Hope that dog eats good

jfk truther

Shoutout to the rickety-assed American Eagle

Scott

No! There's dark meat and white meat.

John Williams

How have you not used the "they indicted me" song yet? https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=SWluu_7npEM&feature=share I will post this on every episode until you use it. You're welcome.

Burrell Poe

I imagine raccoon meat being very dark and greasy

I am become reply guy

To me the UFO hearings are like the early Parliament in England just giving up on forming government and instead just bickering about religious things and preparing for Jesus to come back and how that would probably fix everything.

Robbie H.

Felix listens to mitski!! Big week for mitski listeners

Caroline Molina

No I looked her up and listened to the audio again and I am thirsty for Nancy as well.

Poppy Chulo

HEY LISLE, IL IS A NICE TOWN

Will thirsting after Nancy Mace is some disturbing shit

Sparky


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