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helping me shave

this needed to happen. my beard was actually getting out of control. i really appreciate that you want to help shave it. you're the only person i would trust to do this.

helping me shave

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maia

I love you omg justiceforthebeard

Kiera Kennedy

That’s a perfect beard!!

Caitlin

Taking notes hot damn

Caitlin

Pls pls tell me that you did not shave it all of sir #justiceforthebeard

Brie🍓

Currently a working actor

Lilo

Historically we've used Chris Evans as a beard measuring tool so I think we're talking 2019 Academy Awards, but more likely his Wikipedia profile pic. And in my humble opionion both of those are beards.

Kickis

That is hot🫠

🌴Take•Me•To•Aruba🌴

So probably like a not super full but still pretty full yet clean cut beard I imagine? I had a feeling there was still plenty of beard left!

Caitlin

shaving your partner is such an intimate experience… let’s ditch the electric and go full manual- i imagine sitting in your lap facing you, gently lathering you up and massaging your face, lots of eye contact (while totally focusing on what i’m doing), firmly holding your face in my hand as I take a razor slowly to your skin, taking a warm wet towel to clean off the remaining shaving cream, giving you soft kisses on the freshly bare skin while maybe grinding in your lap jusssst a little, then maybe you’ll let me feel that bare skin somewhere else 😽

rebecca

Carrie, that's honestly one of the nicest compliments you can give someone. Thank you for that. 🥰❤️

Kickis

And the award for curing my anxiety goes to Kickis!

Carrie

Okay, so he starts with a 6 all over his face, that's like 20 mm, and then he does edges on his cheeks and under his chin with a 4, that's 15 mm-ish. So at the end of it it's still beard, it's just a short one. Or maybe it's more long stubble? But definetly more than five o'clock shadow.

Kickis

🤫🤫🤫

unholy babygirl

unholy, why is your name and profile picture K???

maia

Real question though, what did she do to your beard? Like trying to get an idea of a before and after!

Caitlin

Exactly This better be a joke sir don’t play around with us

Brie💋

Kind of a far out of the blue comment here and not at all in the same vibe but... This brought back to me memories that i didn't even know i had. Starting in my early teens i helped my mom take care of my dad at home after he was diagnosed with what they now call Early Onset Alzheimer's. One of my tasks was to keep him from looking like a total and complete wild man. i loved doing it because it was often one of the few things that would calm his adjitation and i liked being able to give his mind those few quiet moments.... i don't have very many good memories with my dad, but those were. The sound of that razor coming on rocketed me right back there after all these years, to moments when i had a purpose. So, dearest K, whilst some of Your Girls have understandable tears in their eyes because of the loss of a lot of that beard of yours (myself, i truly like the idea of a wee trim), my tears are because you've once again sprinkled your magic over something so simple and touched one of us in another unexpected way. If you should see this, K, i just wanted you to know that. 🪄 🩵☘️🥀

stayce rene'

Now this I would listen to.

Destiny

Shhh we're giving away our plans...😉

Kitten🐈‍⬛

Can you do another audio where we break the razor? 😃

Lyn

I am not suggesting anything evil but what if we just throw away the electric razor 👀

unholy babygirl

no no no no, it’s not gone 🥲 this is a joke

Liv

Electric razor....let's misplace the charger as well.

Kitten🐈‍⬛

Ok but is it just me who cry’s over him shaving or

Kiera Kennedy

Hearing "Whatever you're doing I know your doing a good job" as I shave my brows is perfection. 😂

Kickis

Gotta say: Listening to this audio while doing your own ✨facial hair care ✨ is a vibe. 😎👌

Kickis

Why????!!!!!!!????????

Avie.

No longer unemployed actor

Aiza

He somehow managed to find them anyway… Let’s make this house razor-free for the future.

unholy babygirl

Why do I get the feeling Sunday's NSFW audio is set in the shower? 🧐

Kickis

LMAOOOOO

Caelum

The comments 😭😭😭

Caelum

Relaxing for who....not all of us on #team beard. This was probably the most stressful....

Kitten🐈‍⬛

Every swipe of the razor is a stab in the tummy

Kitten🐈‍⬛

I say we just throw them out next time...

Kitten🐈‍⬛

I dunno…there was a lot of shave action for just a trim. The fact that I was comforted by the beard scratchies in between the razor noises is very confusing

Sassypants

What audio? I see nothing here 😒

Destiny

When he was like “keep going” I was like 🥹 no

Sassypants

I can practically see the smirk on K’s face as he reads through these comments 😂. WE ARE NOT AMUSED.

Sassypants

We are going to have to find a better hiding spot.

Destiny

I thought we talked about this 😡😡 I gasped a little when I saw the title ngl, it's that serious lmao

Lyn

When he said we did such a good job 🥺☺️

Rose

No. Just no.

Destiny

*reads the title* Me: The fuck we are? 😠 😂 Also me: *sigh* *Puts hand out* Pass the razor 😒 So long beard 🫡

Rose

sounds like he just trimmed it a bit, phew! but k essentially complimenting his own shaving job cracked me up tho

kay 🦦

& the fact that beard is a tag is just mean 😭

Sassypants

I’m more attached to the beard than I am to the faceless man at this point 😭 Like I know we were warned, but I didn’t think he’d follow through so soon

Sassypants

Yeah these shaving audios make me hella nervous for that very reason. Like, don’t entrust me with this! 🫠

Sassypants

the ONLY consolation with this is I know your beard grows fast…& we can’t have you at Castaway levels ok? But still, I am aghast 😱

Sassypants

Sigh

JC

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harmony

Wait....I thought we talked about this...where did you find the razors? I thought we did a good job hiding those.

Kitten🐈‍⬛

I thought we hid the razors...

Kitten🐈‍⬛

sad, but hopes for a 5oclock shadow makes it better I guess

kay 🦦

this is what i imagine real heartbreak to feel like

ahdayshia

a little stubble for the late night beard scratchies 😪

maia

I swear if he didn’t leave at least a little stubble…😭

Gabriela

Wait like shave shave?? Do you hear my heartbreaking 😭

Summer J

Shave audio!! I always love a part two follow up audio💗

Aiza

you said it grows back fast… right…? rip in peace for now, beard 😞🤞

grey !

"you're not gonna fuck it up." FAMOUS LAST WORDS, K! I was so nervous the whole way through, dear god. I'd be intimidated as hell by the razor

Caitlin

How dare you sir...every swipe of those clippers were like a dagger to my heart...gonna need min to get over this audio...

Carrie

ok i listened. first of all, the silly tag - yes you're silly for thinking this was okay... second, if you listen closely you can hear my heart breaking in the back </3 and third, and most important, is it like clean clean shaven, or is there still a tiny bit of beard left???🧍🏼‍♀️

maia

the beard being gone 😭 but the baby face🤭

lyd

*clenches chest* stop this madness. please.😫

simply.tira

I refuse to acknowledge the existence of this audio. Nuh-uh.

unholy babygirl

nooooo not the beard 😞🥺

trina raquel

no🤨 okay fine

lexoxle

Can you see the disappointment on my face?

Gabriela

Absolutely in love with these types of videos

Mini B

no thanks... i will not be listening to this heartbreak 😪

maia


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