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halloween candy

i’ve just finished putting the kids to bed when i find you already nestled in our room, scrolling through halloween candy options on your laptop. you give me that little smile as i crawl in beside you, and i catch on right away to what you're up to. clever as always, shopping online to snag the best deals and make sure we get the candy we actually want. together, we scroll through endless sweets, debating each choice and narrowing down the list, laughing over the ones we secretly love and the ones we know the kids will trade. halloween is such a fun time of year, not just for them but for us too. there’s something so cozy about planning it all together late at night, just you and me, getting ready to make a little extra magic for them and ourselves this october.

halloween candy

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Oop….got my answer in GTKK today 🥹

Destiny

saying twizzlers are better than red vines is a federal offense

miso

But is the right side or the left side of the Twix better? 🤔

Destiny

For some reason the only time of year I eat York peppermint Patties is when I get them on clearance after Halloween 😂

Destiny

As an Almond Joy and Mounds fanatic, more for meeeee

bruadar_murphy

As someone allergic to Chocolate and Nuts I got slim pickings on what candy I can eat and have. But DumDums man those were my childhood candy right there 😭😭 ✨Allergy caution mention 🥺 I’ll cry✨ (Reese’s is my lifelong sworn enemy, every mention made me wanna throw it)

Kalilea

I was also thinking about how awesome it would be to be an inclusive household so not a single person who passes by feels left out. For example, if they were to be diabetic we could have sugar free candy or something of the sort. And for those who are neurodivergent or are just feeling overwhelmed by all the sensory stimulation in general, we could have stim toys to give away as well. No kiddo or parent will feel left out in this household 🥺

Rose

I thought they did. I will be super sad if they dont

Kitten🐈‍⬛

The last pack I got didn’t have any grape! Do they still make it? I need to try them.

Destiny

I love when he does this

Destiny

You take that back!!!! Variety packs are awesome and so is almond joy!

Carrie

Crunch for LIFE!!!

gaby

I'm obsessed with the grape ones because they used to give them out at my gym.

Kitten🐈‍⬛

Do it! 😂👍 Wouldn't it be so fucking cute if one year K did a Halloween audio and he's an expat in our country and is introducing our kids to his american traditions? 😍

Kickis

😭 ok, maybe I’ll just listen and try my best to enjoy, and then I’ll listen again to write down the names and look them up 🤣

unholy babygirl

If you do get ready to google cause the man is spitballin candy names. But I gotta say - the last minute makes it all worth it. 🥹❤️

Kickis

Me, a Polish person, thinking if I even want to listen to it and get frustrated because I have no idea what he’s talking about, or just skip it for my own mental health 💀

unholy babygirl

BUT y'all did good with Snickers, Twix, peanut M&M's and Milkduds. 😋👌

Kickis

the ending🥺

sam

THANK YOU! I was too scared to say this but Hershey's legit has an aftertaste of vomit. I once bought a variety bucket of Hershey's chocolate candies and the only candy that didn't taste of vomit was Reese's peanut butter cups. Everything else tasted first of sugar then vomit. What the fuck do they do to it!?

Kickis

The ‘voice fade away’ touch at the end….. oh so very real!!!! :)

Gee

Hated the licorice because it was way too salty. But probably good once you’re used to the flavour!

Sassypants

I 100% Googled them all 😂

Husna D

Loved this soo much !

Husna D

You should, they're really good. 😃 My childhood favourite are the pink and black jelly skulls. They're raspberry and salty licorice which is a very classic swedish candy flavour combo ... you would fucking hate it though. 😂❤️ You should try the pink and light blue ones (bubblegum) and the yellow and beige ones (banana and cola).

Kickis

Ofc you hated it. 😂 But can I ask why you hated it? My assumption when people hate is that they don't like salty candy.

Kickis

I wanna try Bubs! Bonus because it’s vegetarian friendly ☺️

Sassypants

Yes! I have family in the Netherlands & it’s really common over there. Gotta be honest, I hated it. 😂 Cool to try different food from different places though

Sassypants

This is so wholesome 🥰

B

Hearing K talk about different Hershey candies is making me miss Hershey Park 😭😭😭 I wanna go back soooooo bad and see fryboy again

Jewels

That's usually what people say ... 😂😅😁 And I didn't know that dutch people eat salty licorice too? I thought it was only scandis. It's so funny cause to me licorice is salty so when I eat sweet licorice it's such a mind fuck. 😄

Kickis

They have cherry, lime, lemon, orange and vanilla I think. I like the cherry 🍒

Destiny

I have Dutch family & they gifted me some licorice when I visited. I *love* black licorice, but this was definitely an…acquired taste lol

Sassypants

So sweet!!

Sassypants

Ooh what do they taste like? Headed to the states for Christmas, so definitely gonna try some

Sassypants

Thank you!! Garadellhi is pretty good chocolate

Sassypants

The lime and grape ones are my favorite.

Kitten🐈‍⬛

American chocolate is so terrible 🤢 I say this as an American lol. Hershey’s smells and tastes awful.

Destiny

But what about the flavored tootsie rolls?!

Destiny

fun dip and juicy drops were and are still MY SHIT

mel 🦋

Giving parents candy as well is such a nice idea. I love how considerate & thoughtful K is

Sassypants

I love the white ones!!

Sassypants

I’m not American, but spend a fair amount of time over there..so I knew like 95%? I don’t get the obsession with Hersheys though it’s 🤢 (apart from cookies & cream).

Sassypants

🤣🤣

Aiza

Crispy m&ms are so good! My phone auto corrected to crusty 😂😂

Sassypants

How can Theo not like Twix, he’s YOUR son 😂. Red vines & twizzlers both feel like you’re chewing electrical cable to me 🤷‍♀️ “Don’t push me, push a Push Pop!” Love me some Crunch bars! Your consideration for people with allergies was so thoughtful (and makes me realize how peanut heavy American candy bars are). The ending with Aurora was so sweet 🥰

Sassypants

I don’t live in America & same. It’s a very Americanized holiday. We’re straight into Christmas over here! I’m in my Christmas jammies already 🙊

Sassypants

Theo mention...the sweet back and forth...the ending...ugh! If you hadn't said no to my tooties rolls this would have been perfection. 🥰

Carrie

But if you like Bubz you should check out Ahlgrens Bilar (Ahlgren's Cars). They have a similar chewy texture and I think they've got similar ish flavours. They're just smaller. There's a sour version that's just insane. 😋👌

Kickis

I know, the price point outside of Sweden is insane. We have like pick and mix style candy bars in every grocercy, 7Eleven, convienece store and you can buy a kilo for less than £10. That's what it SHOULD cost. Funny thing is because they've gone viral we have a national shortage of Bubs. The entire country is in candy crisis mode. 😂

Kickis

The ending 💞💖

Rose

12:23- 12:37 💯

Rose

I heard sour patch kids 👀 🤤

Rose

10:38 - 10:42 you get it 😂 Fun dip is the shit

Rose

I’ve got a peanut allergy bucket, a vegan bucket, an adult bucket , and a doggie treat pile. And get this a dental bucket with mini toothpastes , mouth wash and floss (the Dr in me feels bad for giving all that candy) 😂

Xee

i LOVE bubs they’re so good but it costs so much money to get them in the uk😭

morgan

THE ENDING IS SO CUTE OMG!!! I love Rora so much, I’m glad she made an appearance 🥹❤️ I love how your voice fades out at the end, perfect🫶🏼✨

Aiza

I absolutely LOVE a crunch bar, it’s just so good✨ also, my favourite m and ms are the crispy ones❤️

Aiza

This made me realise just how little British people ‘do halloween’ and that’s kinda sad

billa

Wait is this a thing in America to actually sit and think about what candy to buy, if anyone in the UK does trick or treating they just buy like 4 variety packs and call it a day 😂

billa

Stopp this is a cuteness overload

Gabriela

Same! I love when he includes a interaction with the kids in these types of audios. 🥰👌

Kickis

I've always wanted to be the house that gives out full-sized candy bars but I also don't want to take away from this kind of fun of figuring out what candy to give out. Por qué no los dos? 😈 Halloween candy is too chocolate-centered. Allocate that to the full/king-sized candy bars. The rest gets the fun stuff like nerds, flavored mini kit kats, gummy bears, pop rocks. i did see that they're at least selling green "ghoul" variations of snickers and twix so maybe simply replacing the traditional candy with fun variations is a move too. I like the idea of making individual variety bags so everyone can get everything but idk if that takes away from the hand grabbing experience for kids. Also, giving candy to the parents is a great rule. Sure this will all cost a little more, but we'd be the coolest house on the block!!! 🥹

Kitt

The ending did it for me 😍

C

Oh and speaking of parents getting candy too, there’s a house in our town that gives out liquor shots to adults 🤣 Not something that would fly in a big city where maybe you don’t know who to trust, but our town is literally like 600 people and everyone knows everyone and this has been a tradition for like 20 years at this point. It’s pretty awesome haha. And then a local family-owned diner gives out free freshly made mini pizzas 😋

Anna

Oh man I’ve literally never put that much thought into Halloween candy 😅🤣 Just pick up whatever is cheapest at the store lol. That said, we live on a farm in the middle of nowhere and almost never have any trick-or-treaters come to our house. And if we do we don’t know because we’re in town trick-or-treating with our own kids lol. There’s no pressure on us to be the ‘good’ house to go to lol

Anna

Girl, same. It's 7AM and I'm googling american candy like a crazy person. 😂

Kickis

Yes, I love a good variety of options

Destiny

🚨 runtime palindrome alert again! 🚨

Destiny

And as a non-american I would've loved to include a candy from my own country in the mix. I would be so so so temped to do salty licorice to mess with people. 😂 But it would probably be a fun one like Bubs or a chocolatey one like Plopp, Diam or any Marabou mini. 😋👌

Kickis

PARENTHOOD AUDIOS ARE BAAACK! 😍❤️

Kickis

i’m just listening and pretending i know the candies he’s talking about lol

Cleopatra

I love parenthood audios!! Especially these where we’re planning things out for the kids. Hoping one day to have that. 🥹💕

Tori

Your a twix man and I’m a snickers girl 🫶🏼 #snickersforlife

Aiza

Do you not have the nestle mix in America? Because that is where it’s at. Coffee crisp or bust . Also the ending on this one us top tier 💕

A

Yes!! I found a bag of just those somehow and I’m obsessed with them!!

Caitlin

at this point I feel like I should amend my previous statement because y’all are dangerous too with all these suggestions ✍️

Colleen

No....didn't know that was a thing...

Kitten🐈‍⬛

dark chocolate KitKats?! 🤤

Colleen

no I have not, Destiny….. 😯👀

Colleen

Yes, or the 3 pouch fundip

Kitten🐈‍⬛

Ugh man I want to just teleport myself into this audio so bad… Bite your tongue K! Almond Joys and Mounds deserve more love. Giving parents candy is how you become THAT house without overdoing it. Peanut butter snickers and dark chocolate KitKats are my Halloween go tos!! K creating his own candy mix…I’d seriously buy a K’s Kandy Mix

Caitlin

the fade out for walking away is so cute

kennedy

Remember when they came out with the fun dip that changed colors? I was easily amused as a child 😂

Destiny

Have you tried the freeze dried nerds gummy clusters? 👀

Destiny

The description. Ugh ma heart dawg 🥺🥹 can’t wait to listen later.

Rose

:( this is so cute, my heart. a moment that seems small and not that big of a deal to others but bc ur w the person u love it makes it magical and memorable. i’m gonna cry myself to sleep tonight. a lover girl forever. thank uuuu for this audio k <3

trina raquel

The description alone tugs at my heart .. tender moments like this are priceless.. may we all find a love like this 💥

amanda green

Awe. This slice of life moment. 🥰😍🥰😍❤ K, You gotta buy the good variety bags! They do sell them, but you gotta catch em before they sell out. 🤣🍬🍫🍭 I ate some yummy Reese’s pumpkins earlier today. They’re so tasty. I prefer them to the actual Reese’s cups. 😍😁 I’m down for candy for all folks!! Even folks not in costume. Probably exhausted after work and getting their kiddos in costumes. I’d be known as the house with special treats for adults. 🤣😉 Mmmm…..Hershey kisses🍫…now I want peanut butter blossom cookies. 😩🤤🤤😋 The concern about king sized candy expectations cracked me up. 😂🤣. Babe….you should take a trip to a local candy store and get some nostalgic candy goodies! I smiled even more during this part. You are so adorable. Not the kids popping up hearing about candy. Omg. 😅🥺 Hope you all are having a great Saturday! I’m chillin, comfy cozy in my soft moon and stars blanket watching the Halloween Baking Championship on Discovery Plus. 🌙💫✨️🎃👻🧁🎂

Kay Jay - celestial aquamarine🌙🔮🌌

I went for groceries.. came home with nerd gummies. I had to try the different flavors....for science

Kitten🐈‍⬛

Yes.

Kitten🐈‍⬛

I always felt like I scored when I found a fundip house 🤩

Colleen

I’m going to pretend like I never saw this 🙂‍↔️🫣

Colleen

They are evil. Walmart had an entire end cap of every flavor imaginable

Kitten🐈‍⬛

My twix soulmate....and have I been mispronouncing Babe Ruth bars my entire life??? (Also your age is showing with the baby bottle pops, juicy drops and fundip)

Kitten🐈‍⬛

The speed of my eyebrow raising at the mention of pop rocks....I wonder if those will make an appearance in a future nsfw....

Kitten🐈‍⬛

nerd gummy clusters are dangerous(ly good)

Colleen

the fact that this dropped almost perfectly with my lunch break 🍬😌🍫

Colleen

THIS is what love is ❤️ cuddling together looking through candy options and selecting both your favourites🥰🤭 ugh my heart is so full, thank you K 🫶🏼

Aiza

Theo crumbssss

JC

I cannot wait to listen to this after I workout….k is in his slice of life era and I’m totally here for it 🙌🏼

Destiny

Finally we have theo crumbs 🥰

eia

Loveee

Susan Bednar

K THE DESCRIPTION IS SO COZY!!! I LOVE IT <3

Aiza

PARENT HALLOWEEN

Aiza


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