what to do about dave
Added 2024-10-28 23:03:11 +0000 UTCit’s funny how things have changed since dave moved in. somehow, over the past few months, he and i have become good friends. even though he started off just dragging himself around, he’s almost like one of us now, getting a little more human every day he spends with us. he’s gotten better at little things, like rinsing off dishes and even hauling the trash out without leaving a trail behind him. you’re still getting used to having him around, but i can tell he’s genuinely trying. in his own way, he’s part of the family now, and seeing him adapt makes me grateful for this odd little life we’ve carved out together, even with a zombie for a roommate.
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Blossimm
2024-11-17 12:06:36 +0000 UTC“no offense Dave but you have kinda ruined the couch” 😭
miso
2024-11-02 23:45:21 +0000 UTCong 😭🙏🏽
miso
2024-11-02 23:41:46 +0000 UTC“It reminds him about being people” 😂😂😂 I’m trying to get chores done and no one understands why I’m cracking up 😂
Roxanne Crane
2024-11-02 17:14:53 +0000 UTCAdorable x
AmyE
2024-10-31 06:34:31 +0000 UTCWho said we wanted Dave to leave??? Don’t put words into our mouths, sir! We love Dave
Gabriela
2024-10-30 22:52:04 +0000 UTCahhahahaaaah PLEASE tell me you’ve sent this to him
T.
2024-10-29 20:30:06 +0000 UTCAre we going to get the return of our hottest best friend succubus?
Aiza
2024-10-29 18:24:58 +0000 UTCK you never told us your bestie Dave was a Zombie! You learn something new everyday 😉
silvs
2024-10-29 17:41:03 +0000 UTCThe way I GENUINELY laughed when he said "the only reason I'm not going "ahhhgrrrr" now it's because of him" HAHAHA
Pame🌜
2024-10-29 17:01:29 +0000 UTCWhen Dave said "RAAAAAAAARRRRR 🧟" I felt that
Pame🌜
2024-10-29 16:55:50 +0000 UTCThe only exception
Aiza
2024-10-29 10:45:05 +0000 UTCIdk Dave is raising the water bill keeping the water running while doing the dishes
Studybug.Mp3
2024-10-29 10:08:20 +0000 UTCthe real nightmare in this apocalypse isn't even Dave or others like him, it's the fact that we still have to pay for subscriptions 😭
Naya M
2024-10-29 07:45:00 +0000 UTCThis is giving "Baby, I brought a stray dog home. Can we keep him, please please please pleeease? 🥺" energy. 😂❤️
Kickis
2024-10-29 07:16:37 +0000 UTCParamore is now stuck in my head 😂
Destiny
2024-10-29 06:32:48 +0000 UTCthe dave lore goes crazy
brinny
2024-10-29 05:59:42 +0000 UTCoh k was feeling extraaa silly today “Dave use his zombie strength to RAHH the wall down — RAHH 🧟♂️” made me laugh so hard
kay 🦦
2024-10-29 05:15:28 +0000 UTCWhen is K giving classes in Zombie language? That would be a great sfw by my side 😸
Kitten🐈⬛
2024-10-29 04:31:55 +0000 UTCAs long as Dave pays his rent, I'm content
gaby
2024-10-29 04:03:54 +0000 UTC"He hasn't eaten a human in....When's the last time you ate a human Dave?" "Greurguegrrr" "SEE?"
Caitlin
2024-10-29 03:40:05 +0000 UTCHe probably did use a vocal effect that made him sound like that.
Rose
2024-10-29 03:06:14 +0000 UTCI wanna know if he's doing the dave noises...or if Dave is really his zombie bro
Kitten🐈⬛
2024-10-29 02:42:47 +0000 UTC"I could have been all urerregh"
Kitten🐈⬛
2024-10-29 02:40:46 +0000 UTCI would 100% watch a show about K, his girlfriend and his best buddy, zombie Dave. I’m cracking up over the casual conversation K is having with a zombie just grunting back.
Caitlin
2024-10-29 02:06:22 +0000 UTCI'm so glad to see Dave is still around
Kitten🐈⬛
2024-10-29 01:44:51 +0000 UTCThis was cute and made me giggle. "We're working our way through Futurama right now." lol
Mims
2024-10-29 01:25:37 +0000 UTCI want real life Dave to find out someday…..and I wish I could see his reaction 😂
Destiny
2024-10-29 01:14:40 +0000 UTCI propose game night with the bachelor house zombies audio!
Brynn
2024-10-29 01:06:16 +0000 UTCRelationship conversations you never thought you would have. "Fine Babe you keep your Zombie Best Friend but I am not cleaning up after him." 🤣😂☠️
Carrie
2024-10-29 00:58:30 +0000 UTC"Dave use to be more bitey and now he is less bitey" Poor Dave we missed you. 😂😂 Are there no ends to your talents K? Poet, writer, lover, boyfriend, husband, father, Dave the Zombie handler. 🤣🤣
Carrie
2024-10-29 00:54:17 +0000 UTC😂🤣😂🤣 “dish procedure” 🧼🍽🧟♂️🧟♂️ Rehabilitating all the zombie populations?!?! Bruhhhhh. Less bitey?! 🤣 I guess that is progress. 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂 why is this so hilarious?! “We won’t make a mess.” Famous last words my guy. Wait - now you’re winning me over since Dave kept the random zombie from eating you. 🤣🤔🙃🤯 Dave isn’t going away, is he? Is he, K? K?? K?!?!?! 😂😂😂😂😮💨😮💨😮💨 I swear we stepped away to speak alone but Dave is all up in the entire convo the whole time. 😂😂🤣 must have great zombie hearing. So much for our alone time tonight. 🥲😮💨 just get me some batteries while you’re out. 🔋😏😉
Kay Jay - celestial aquamarine🌙🔮🌌
2024-10-29 00:12:53 +0000 UTCIncluding Dave in TV Nights and Movie Nights, so cute. Your such a great friend K🫶🏼
Aiza
2024-10-29 00:01:48 +0000 UTClove seeing "slice of life" tag next to "zombie" 😀
ewa
2024-10-28 23:41:09 +0000 UTCHe’s an exception
Rose
2024-10-28 23:30:21 +0000 UTCOf course K breaks his no roommate rule for zombie Dave 😂
Samiosa
2024-10-28 23:26:32 +0000 UTCOh how I’ve missed Dave 🧡
Destiny
2024-10-28 23:24:45 +0000 UTCIf only real life Dave knew that you turned him into a zombie 😂
Rose
2024-10-28 23:16:30 +0000 UTCAHHHH DAVE 🧟
Jewels
2024-10-28 23:13:03 +0000 UTCOmg poor Dave 🥺
unholy babygirl
2024-10-28 23:12:14 +0000 UTCDave, you will never not be iconic!
ReneeX
2024-10-28 23:11:52 +0000 UTCI absolutely love the “silly” tag☺️
Aiza
2024-10-28 23:10:11 +0000 UTCJustice for Dave
soph
2024-10-28 23:08:20 +0000 UTCThe Dave multi-verse honestly kills me😂
Hanna Banana
2024-10-28 23:07:52 +0000 UTCOh my god I forgot about this 😭😭😭
JC
2024-10-28 23:07:36 +0000 UTCYes!! I have been waiting 2 years for this update!! I needed to know how Dave is doing more than l would like to admit.
O
2024-10-28 23:07:14 +0000 UTCI can’t Even with Dave 😂😂
Kiera Kennedy
2024-10-28 23:06:59 +0000 UTCNot Zombie dave 💀 Welp welcome to the fam Dave 🫶🏻
Rose
2024-10-28 23:06:39 +0000 UTCAww poor Dave got turned into a zombie 🤣🤣🤣 I was wondering what happened to him and how he’s been lol well guess he’s a zombie now
Kalilea
2024-10-28 23:05:26 +0000 UTCThe description is cute and I’m so excited to listen to this. This little life makes me so happy🥹 HI DAVE!
Aiza
2024-10-28 23:04:50 +0000 UTClmao my dogs name is dave
brooke
2024-10-28 23:04:50 +0000 UTCI MISSED DAVE
Aiza
2024-10-28 23:03:57 +0000 UTC
