shave or not to shave
Added 2024-11-01 23:31:33 +0000 UTC
i wake up on the first of november, feeling the scruff on my face and realizing i haven't trimmed my beard in weeks. technically, it’s still early enough for a quick shave before no shave november truly begins. i figure the first day should come with a grace period, so i grab the electric razor and head to the bathroom. just as i’m about to start, i hear footsteps and see you rush in with that look in your eyes. i can already tell it’s going to be a long month, but your playful determination makes it impossible to argue. so, to shave or not to shave? i think we both know the answer.
I don’t like the other November traditions. It’s so long😭
Aiza
2024-11-09 21:35:53 +0000 UTC
I’m willing to sacrifice the beard if he doesn’t partake in any other November traditions.
Sassypants
2024-11-09 21:04:07 +0000 UTC
Ok but the door squeak SCARED TF OUTTA ME 😅😅
justakuriouskitten
2024-11-06 23:47:30 +0000 UTC
I would have folded so fast
Caelum
2024-11-03 17:35:17 +0000 UTC
The ending 🤣🤣
Angelqiqi
2024-11-03 05:12:16 +0000 UTC
I really miss those streams to hear K just talking - it's a mix of care, motivation, silliness, wisedom ah..i wonder, what movie is is the closest video version of these audios😬
Anny
2024-11-02 19:29:01 +0000 UTC
You bet your ass I’d be climbing on the counter to snatch that razor from you 🙄 🪒 Should I even vaguely mention your audacity to allude to a pinky swear in any way, shape, or form? You can’t even make the pinky promise, you have no pinkies 😡
unholy babygirl
2024-11-02 16:20:06 +0000 UTC
love to hear a man yearn
harmony
2024-11-02 16:13:35 +0000 UTC
It's SO good! 😍👌 It's very well documented within this comment section how I feel about power dynamics ... but when he gives us THIS? The 5% domy mommy in me is like "Tell me more ... 😏". 😂❤️
Kickis
2024-11-02 08:40:47 +0000 UTC
Rightttt !!
Husna D
2024-11-02 08:31:27 +0000 UTC
It's alarming how much I love hearing this man beg and plead. 😳🤭🫣
Kickis
2024-11-02 07:59:23 +0000 UTC
The ending piece of this was so cute oh my goodness 😭🩷
Ace
2024-11-02 06:36:59 +0000 UTC
Okay, only because you begged nicely 😒 NEVER AGAIN
Avie.
2024-11-02 04:09:35 +0000 UTC
I realized that after I fully listened to the audio lol. Jokes aside though, a nice clean shave would be nice. I can imagine how uncomfortable it is for all that hair on his face.
Rose
2024-11-02 03:53:43 +0000 UTC
I'm pretty sure I heard K's not shaving till the end of the year. I didn't hear anything aafter that.
Kitten🐈⬛
2024-11-02 03:49:21 +0000 UTC
What do we get out of letting you trim a bit? Also what if I want to kiss Bigfoot? (New NSFW idea? jk)
Kitten🐈⬛
2024-11-02 03:47:05 +0000 UTC
The ending LMAOOOOO
Rose
2024-11-02 03:27:28 +0000 UTC
The ending …… lol
amanda green
2024-11-02 03:20:04 +0000 UTC
He WHAT now?!
… if the beard must go… then the beard must go 😔😪
Rose
2024-11-02 03:18:59 +0000 UTC
I love how we quickly we run out of the bathroom when we tell you to keep the beard for December too lol. I love hearing your voice fade out, it really makes the audios. Thank you K❤️
Aiza
2024-11-02 03:09:43 +0000 UTC
how dare he lie 😞
trina raquel
2024-11-02 01:50:04 +0000 UTC
we r definitely mourning
trina raquel
2024-11-02 01:49:43 +0000 UTC
Yeah, of course you won't shave for the rest of the month K. You already DESECRATED THE BEARD BRUH!!!!!. 😑😶😒🙄🤬😤😩 and the trust built between us about the beard.
Realistically, I totally understand wanting a fresh trim, cleaning it up before letting it go wild....but the madness of your method and no communication or warning us.....just shameful. Did not pass the vibe check. Did not pass go, no $200 received. We will not forget this. 😂😑😐🤨🤐😒
Kay Jay - celestial aquamarine🌙🔮🌌
2024-11-02 00:44:00 +0000 UTC
So real 😂 I love it
Xee
2024-11-02 00:40:24 +0000 UTC
The more you talk and attempt to explain yourself the more I roll my eyes and shake my head. Shiesty. Just plain ol shiesty. 😂🤣🤔😬😮💨😤👀
It was starting to sound like that viral audio/meme - "wait! Let me tell you something let me tell you something!!!!" 😂🤣😂🤣
Kay Jay - celestial aquamarine🌙🔮🌌
2024-11-02 00:38:39 +0000 UTC
I just KNOW this ain’t the same man who held the fate of said beard over our heads as a way to make us go to bed early - just this week…..right?
Right?
Right?
🤔🤔🤔😒😒🙄😮💨🤣🤣😂🥲🙄🙄🙄🪒🪒🪒
I request one free late night bedtime pass in exchange for this attempt at a sneaky unapproved trim. 😤🤪😘😉
Kay Jay - celestial aquamarine🌙🔮🌌
2024-11-02 00:35:17 +0000 UTC
Sir K giving us a sweet Theo audio is not enough to distract us from the crimes you are about to commit against our beard. Those clippers still remain like daggers through my heart.
Carrie
2024-11-02 00:29:44 +0000 UTC
That’s a good one 🤍🤣
Aiza
2024-11-02 00:26:19 +0000 UTC
*slides credit card across the table* more beard asmr and my life is yours
🍊
2024-11-02 00:16:26 +0000 UTC
The mind-boggling audacity of this man 🤦🏼♀️
unholy babygirl
2024-11-02 00:12:51 +0000 UTC
I thought we threw the razors out and cut the cord on the electric one....how dare he have a backup that we didn't know about...😼
Kitten🐈⬛
2024-11-02 00:10:02 +0000 UTC
Is this even a valid question? I'm still waiting for the full santa beard we were promised....
Kitten🐈⬛
2024-11-02 00:06:04 +0000 UTC
I read that as “Shavespeare” 😂😂😂
Destiny
2024-11-02 00:00:27 +0000 UTC
Exactly he missed it by 1h30min too bad for him.
I get to have a caveman for a month (hahahahahahaha😈)
•°•° [K]°•°•
2024-11-01 23:57:17 +0000 UTC
Grace period is over 🚫
Destiny
2024-11-01 23:53:39 +0000 UTC
Tsk tsk tsk.
My beard stays, I command it . 😭😭
And while we are talking about loopholes it's the 2nd of November where I'm from so you are late.
Put the razor down.🤓🔫
•°•° [K]°•°•
2024-11-01 23:51:46 +0000 UTC
Hahaha it’s morning
Aiza
2024-11-01 23:47:23 +0000 UTC
K hun, quickly shave it before we see. Start the month off fresh
Aiza
2024-11-01 23:41:59 +0000 UTC
To shave or not to shave, that is the question. Mr Shakespeare🪶
Aiza
2024-11-01 23:40:59 +0000 UTC
🧔🏾♂️➡️🧒🏾
unholy babygirl
2024-11-01 23:40:19 +0000 UTC
Wait, hold on. "MORN" as a new tag is actually something I need in a way I didn't know. I would love to see that tag more often actually. I didn't think about it for an audio, not for the beard but yeah....
Pame🌜
2024-11-01 23:39:57 +0000 UTC
🪦 ⚰️😢
Destiny
2024-11-01 23:37:24 +0000 UTC
That’s what I was thinking! Either he’s trying to write “Morning” or it’s “Mourn”🤣🤣
Aiza
2024-11-01 23:37:06 +0000 UTC
Justice for the beard!! How long will it get by the end of the month!?
Caitlin
2024-11-01 23:36:51 +0000 UTC
Should be “mourn”, we’re mourning the beard 🪦🤣
unholy babygirl
2024-11-01 23:36:15 +0000 UTC
I think a good trim before starting the month to give a good base is perfect. It levels out the beard for the rest of the month so it’s not over grown starting out. Plus since you won’t trim it the rest of the month better to shape the beard now so it’ll look good 👍🏻
Kalilea
2024-11-01 23:35:42 +0000 UTC
Oh Quichaniel, don’t you dare 💀 I’m ready to throw hands! 🤬
unholy babygirl
2024-11-01 23:33:45 +0000 UTC
Of course we’re going to rush in, this is a serious matter. There’s more November activities that we need to discuss.
Aiza
2024-11-01 23:33:34 +0000 UTC
Please no
Kiera Kennedy
2024-11-01 23:33:15 +0000 UTC
Love the “Morn” tag🤣
Aiza
2024-11-01 23:33:10 +0000 UTC
😭😭😭😭😭😭
Destiny
2024-11-01 23:33:10 +0000 UTC
Hard decisions
Aiza
2024-11-01 23:32:30 +0000 UTC