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by my side: shaving the beard

you are standing in the bathroom, leaning against the counter, watching as i finally take a razor to the beard i have not touched since october. you stopped me from shaving on november first, but now it has grown far too wild, and i cannot take it anymore. as i work through the mess, i glance at you and promise not to shave it completely, knowing how much you like it. trust me, it will look so much better once i am done, and you will see just how worth it this was. the way you keep sneaking glances at me, though, makes it clear you are enjoying this just as much as i am.

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by my side: shaving the beard

Comments

We need more beard scratches pretty pleaseeee🥺

Angelqiqi

I genuinely forgot what i was listening to so when i heard his voice i jumped 😂😂😂

Fab

I feel you :)

Gee

100% and that's what I love about them, they're just mundane everyday moments that he shares with us. And that's also what I hate about being single, missing that person to do mundane everyday life with. 🥺

Kickis

I feel like this is the case yes. He definitely decided to shave & just hit record

Sassypants

Why do I feel that the “by my side” videos are usually not based on a pre-conceived situation or idea but these are you actually doing the things realtime and recording alongside. Feel super real!

Gee

Didn’t expect me hearing you shave that Santa Klaus beard to be so relaxing. Even you fidgeting with the electric razor at the 14:52 mark was so nice. • 0:50 -1,000/ 10 ✋🏼Sir, We definitely did not approve that sass.

Rose

Shaving without glasses is diabolical

Sassypants

My brat side wants to stomp my lil feet, but as a perfectionist, out of control wild beards give me the ick. So I’m gonna concede with this one 😂 You’re welcome K 😆

Sassypants

As someone who shaves their head every 2 weeks 👩🏾‍🦲 I’m not upset, I’m waiting my turn so I can use the mirror!

MB

Wait a minute… Kithaniel?

N

The beard audio is really good. It's a good point to be aware of her and not cut all the beards. I'm going to listen to your other beard audio. I'll wait for you again. 🩷

Ss

I thought I'd be okay but the sound of the razor being turned on actually ripped a piece of my soul out😭

ReneeX

oh im in SHAMBLES

grey !

Thank you for your service ma'am 💖

Alana

Okay but the beard combing gave me crazy ASMR tingles. 🫠✨👌

Kickis

i was lowkey upset but then i remembered you can’t lose something you’ve never seen 🙂‍↔️

ashley

Hahhaha patreon hates me rn ok, I am getting 0 notifications imma throw the app atp

Kalilea

STOPPP NOT CAILLOU🤣🤣

Gabriela

Nooooo 🥹

Angelqiqi

I was like I’m surprise Kali hasn’t messaged me about this comment lmaooooo🤣

Lani

Ahahah Kaillou almost be looking like my name🤣🤣🤣 had to double take 🤣

Kalilea

NOT CAILLOUUUUUU GIRLLL🤣🤣🤣🤣

Kalilea

No redeeming factors and a 0/10 would not recommend now that cracked me up🤣🤣🤣🤣

Kalilea

It was a little high for me too. 😅

Kay Jay - celestial aquamarine🌙🔮🌌

If you listen carefully you can hear the sound of everyone weeping in the background

Caitlin

There is a GIF on discord of a black man with curly hair crying in the shower. That’s how I envisage K when he knows he did us dirty 👀😌🤣

unholy babygirl

Komplete Khaos 😂 he knows what he’s doing 😤 The man cannot be trusted with a razor.🪒

Destiny

yeah i knew the comments were going to be in shambles 😂

madeline

She’s bald… she’s bald and torturing people who have hair 💔

kam

I was listening to this as I was going to sleep and then you spoke suddenly and omg the fright I got, I quite literally sat up😔😅

Aiza

Kithaniel....this is a heinous crime against all of us. Go sit in the corner and think about what you've done.

Kitten🐈‍⬛

It just keeps getting better 🤣🤣🤣 Kaillou has me cackling

Destiny

Laniiii 🖐🏼🤣 not Caillou 😭

Rose

Me running to the comments before hitting play to see if my heart can handle this audio! Not our beard!!! 😭😭 Deep Breath hits play....

Carrie

Going back to listen to happier times during no shave November....we even got him to break and we still lost the santa beard.. 🥺😿

Kitten🐈‍⬛

I like when we all collectively drag him for something he’s done 😂

thekatekeeper

Read the room man…..no one is enjoying this 😒😭

Destiny

" This is where I say not in my BLOODY WATCH , this is not going to happen to me" Because why ? 😭

•°•° [K]°•°•

Oh, I’m intentionally skipping this one 🙅🏼‍♀️ No way I’m listening to this crime of an audio.

unholy babygirl

I don't wanna listen.. I'm going full brat mode...this Kitten is not happy.

Kitten🐈‍⬛

You right we gotta honor the K language in this household 🙌🏻

Lani

Umm actually, I think you mean Kaillou 🤓☝️

Colleen

K looking like caillou fr✋🏻✋🏻🤣

Lani

jimcarreylalala.gif

maia

NOOOOOOOOOOO 😞

trina raquel

God 😭 little egg K 🥚🥚

Lyn

Me myself and I

Kiera Kennedy

I'm not enjoying it one bit. **Brat foot stomp**

Kitten🐈‍⬛

It never happened. I refuse to believe it

Gabriela

I really wish we had gifs cause I would just use the SpongeBob meme “bald bald bald!! MY EYES” 😭

Lani

Idk if it’s just me but I think the razor sound is a bit high 😣

Avie.

i’m sad and angry 😡

unholy babygirl

I cannot unsee this in my brain now 😂😂😂

Destiny

Ok but 3k subscriber before and after reveal!?

Caitlin

I'm sad now.

Kitten🐈‍⬛

I'm scared to listen...

Kitten🐈‍⬛

Why did I immediately turn into the Darth Vader meme when the notification popped up? Nooooooooo

Kitten🐈‍⬛

🫂R.I.P to the thigh tickles...

Chloe

Look work was tough today this made me crack uppppp

Lani

AHAHAHA GIRL I SEE THIS WHILE LEAVING WORK🤣🤣🤣

Kalilea

However, in real life I bet that shit is going to feel so good to be gone, to be freshened up and much shorter. 😁🥳 Enjoy K!😘 *mentally picture a random super satisfying or funny freedom meme or gif of your choosing here, that's what I'd be posting if I could do that. 😉🤪😎

Kay Jay - celestial aquamarine🌙🔮🌌

actually, i didn't hear him say a single word - must've been the quiet bms we've been wanting... i refuse to listen to him shaving his beard off... and if we don't listen, it didn't happen 🙂‍↕️ he speaks🗣️ 0:00-1:09 1:33-4:09 5:44-5:52 6:31-7:25 8:25-8:41 10:09-10:11 11:01-11:15 11:51-12:14 12:44-12:50 14:54-16:03 17:07-17:15 18:51-end redeeming mentions: none. only that he said it grows back, and the thank you bubba @ 21:50...😒 (🥺) "it doesn't matter if you approve of this or not, bc it's happening" the disrespect... 0/10 would not recommend

maia

🧔🏾=👨🏾‍🦲(lmao he’s face bald…I’m sorry yall I just got off a full shift this was funny to me )

Lani

Omg the beard! Can’t believe we won’t have a Santa beard for Christmas 😂

C.J

it’s the AUDACITY for me

Gabriela

That’s right….You better not shave the whole beard off……respectfully. 😅

Destiny

Oh hell nah. I’m not listening to this one 🙅🏼‍♀️ Rude! The audacity!!!

unholy babygirl

Oh you’re spoiling us today 🫶

Leo

Not da beard bro. Babeeeeeeeeeee. 😐😶🫣🫣😦😤😫

Kay Jay - celestial aquamarine🌙🔮🌌

just fell to my knees omf

nako niko

TWO IN ONE DAY🫶🏼 Thank you for spoiling us K <3

Aiza


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