Net-fixed and Chill
Our favorite ancient temptress trades fertility rites for front-row seats as a Roman senator escorts her to a performance of The Loves of Venus and Mars.
When the “actors” start getting a little too method, it’s hard to tell where myth ends and mischief begins. Let’s just say the curtain doesn’t stay down for long.
We’re officially at the midpoint of my month-long Halloween celebration, and things are heating up:
This Sunday: a new Evil Inc Erotica tale inspired by that wicked commission of Captain Heroic and the enchanted pumpkin. 🎃 (In case you missed it, I tucked a rather enticing excerpt into that post.)
Next Sunday: another Evil Inc Erotica story—this one featuring a college-aged half-minotaur sent to help a human family who recently welcomed a baby through minotaur insemination. But the youngster can't seem to get past the post-pregnancy effects the insemination has had on the young mother's body. It’s equal parts awkward, mythic, and… surprisingly tender. 🐮💦 (I've got an excerpt at the end of this post.)
Plus all month long: Real Housewives of Transylvania updates, NSFW commissions, and more Mad Monster Key Party cartoons.
If you’ve missed any of the earlier Halloween posts, check this guide to the many Halloween Collections on my Patreon for a full treat-bag of comics, stories, and NSFW goodies.
And keep an eye out—because by the time we reach October 31st, the Housewives aren’t the only ones getting unwrapped. 🏺💋
Some words ****ed out to stay on the safe side. They will appear in full in the eBook.
Jenna had always been busty, but her generous G-cups were more than just her body’s natural response to motherhood. When they were having trouble getting pregnant, Jenna’s sister, Callie, had suggested a fertility clinic that used some “non-traditional methods.” When the eight-foot-tall minotaur walked into the examination room and explained calmly how he was going to f*** a baby into Jenna’s fertile womb, Ryan realized just how non-traditional it was. It wasn’t easy watching his nubile wife being ravaged by a mythological creature. And the minotaur’s mythological c*** didn’t make it any easier. (Nor did Jenna’s insistence on several follow-up visits throughout her pregnancy.)
But the couple got a beautiful, bouncing baby boy out of the deal. And Jenna got two beautiful, bouncing b**bs that the doctors say will remain that way long after she weans the baby. They described it as a “known side-effect” of the procedure.
Warning: May cause excessive admiration, chronic staring, intermittent jealousy, unplanned fantasies in public, uncontrollable sighing, and minor wrist strain. Consult your doctor before giggling uncontrollably at your spouse’s chest.
Ron Jarrell
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