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The Worst First Date Locations

Joe has a list that was made of the worst first date locations and the boys go through them all. It's very possible some of your favorite places are made fun of!

The Worst First Date Locations

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And not telling him where it's from before he tries it

kwith๐Ÿจโค๏ธ

Sausage in egg is deliciousโ€ฆ Joe is super white and it shows

Alondra S

๐Ÿฆด๐Ÿชš๐Ÿ˜‚

Leah Kate

The amount of times Joe said โ€œBone Sawโ€ฆ Bone Fish??โ€ ๐Ÿ˜‚

Leah Kate

(Daytona local here) At that specific Golden Corral someone who worked there took a video of all of their uncooked meat just sitting outside next to the dumpster in the sun and said something like โ€œThis isnโ€™t the first time Iโ€™ve seen them do this, donโ€™t eat hereโ€. Fun fact; We no longer have a Golden Corral.

Sawa

I will not accept this huevo con salchicha slander Joe

Carmen Sandoval

Franks 3 year anniversary dinner is cute. Itโ€™s always about the simple things in life. You celebrate each other every day. And that list is good but also trash. Where you supposed to go ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ it needs a donโ€™t do and a do list please.

Monica Mello

Joe, venture out of your billionaire restaurants and go on a dining adventure with Frank

Michelle

My husband asked me to go to Mini Golf ๐Ÿฅฐ we roasted this old dude who was going WAY too hard in the paint with his grandson and was dunkinโ€™ on the poor kid. We laughed our asses off and it was such a low pressure, wholesome environment. It was perfect ๐Ÿฅฐ #10yearslater

Rose ๐ŸŒน

hahah i can picture frankie running with the Monkey Idol from legends of the hidden temple and just screaming as he held it in the air. lmaoo

Laura

@peyton his kinda right.. I loved the triple dipper but I saw larva in the blue cheese once and it ruined it for me and I donโ€™t even eat blue cheese.

Alejandra Diosdado

Listen.. Applebees is a no. But CHILIS! one of my favorite date night places just because they have cheap options that arenโ€™t dog shit ๐Ÿ˜‚

Peyton Vasquez

Hot dogs and eggs is a latino breakfast delicacy, how dare you joe

Jaydee

โ€œYour not in Italyโ€ ๐Ÿ˜‚. I love you both Joey a little more. ๐Ÿ˜‰

Cecelia Vangerwen

me from buffalo, where we have hot dog restaurants...

Samantha Arsenault

"Name ONE big gelato chain" "hmphhh"

Podge

If Joe said bone saw one more time I was gonna piss my pants

Ashley Moquin

Iโ€™m so late to listening to this but omg Iโ€™d never heard of bone fish til this podcast and Iโ€™ve never seen one before and today I passed one in Virginia Beach and busted out laughing and now people are looking at me like Iโ€™m crazy ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Emily Maye

We need an episode of joey trying the chain restaurants!! PLEASE!! Texas Roadhouse for sure !!

Arnela Smajlovic

Listen, gelato is delicious on a first date, second date, or at your wedding. Just say yes.

Linsey

Just big billionaire joe not knowing any lower class restaurants lmfao

Matt k

hot take, but most buffets are fucking disgusting

Jacob

๐Ÿฆด๐ŸŸ

Rachelle Scott

The fucking bonefish section killed me ๐Ÿ˜‚ havenโ€™t laughed that hard in a long time hahaha

Rachelle Scott

Yโ€™all should do an episode of Joe trying some of the chain restaurants heโ€™s never had before

Bridget Cavallo

Same lmaoooo

Bri

Omfgggg โ€œit was dog shitโ€ โ€œWhat i never knew thatโ€ This episode is amazing ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Bri

Justice for the cupcake pancakes at ihop

Lauren Sapenaro

Me watching this & the restaurant I work at sells MAINLY hot dogs ๐Ÿซ 

Alexys

Did anyone else think Joeys laugh at 51:32 sounded like the noise in Super Mario when you die ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚

Andrew Mendoza

I need that jacket joe is wearing

Bryce

Iโ€™m so glad Iโ€™m not the only one embarrassed to stand in a buffet line.

Chealsy Bashus

Exactly. Like where else is there to go ๐Ÿ˜‚

Emily

If these are off limits where are we supposed to go for a date ๐Ÿ˜‚ whatโ€™s left?

Emily

I genuinely need Joe to drop what he eats in a week because every time he says he has never had something or dislikes something I go insane. What DO you eat ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

Jessica Higdon

big ice cream ๐Ÿฆ

Steffi

when you live in suburbia and all you have are these chain restaurants ๐Ÿค ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป

Nat

โ€œAyeee this episode is sponsored by bone sawโ€

Jen Hoffman

Ahhh my Sean John zip up. Loved that sweater.

Leah Murphy

not me, living in Arkansas, and having gone to multiple of these places for my BIRTHDAYS โ˜ ๏ธ (especially olive garden & golden corral)

lexi

Joe saying places are trash when heโ€™s never been is so Joe.

Addison Sacramento

Texas Roadhouse! Yum! Joe get on the Texas Roadhouse train & find one asap ๐Ÿ˜†

Jenny Coehrs

the employees at olive garden hate each other like family too

Megan Manton

just wait until joe finds out applebees mozz sticks are top tier

Alex

as frank would say โ€œguess what? watch me, watch this, white trashโ€๐Ÿ’€

Bekah Sullivan

whys joe dressed like charlie kelly from sunny

Violet Wexler

Can confirm, gelato on the first date is the move! Frank, you gotta sit down on this one

K Godwin

Beach and McD's sounds amazing especially if you have kids and can finally be alone.

Jennifer McIlnay

Preston and Steve just talked about this too lol

Zackery Booth

I will forever now call bonefish bonesaw

Allison Goodman

My first date with my now wife was at an Olive Garden about 8 years ago

Jeff Gambini

First of all, going on a date with someone you don't know is such a weird concept. Secondly, what kind of awful buffets do you have over there? I LOVE buffets. A big brunch buffet is the best thing on earth. And the entire point of a buffet is that you put the food on your plate? You're describing lunch serving in prison lol.

Sofia Reumert

Iโ€™m sitting here listening to them list all the places in my city and also a bunch of places I had great memories of as a child. Now that Iโ€™m a grown adult, maybe not the classiest places but they get the job done. Might ask my boyfriend to go to Olive Garden tbh. Their salad is fire and I love their breadsticks cause Iโ€™m - guess what? White trash.

Paige

I wore a shirt that said Murder By Death (a band) on it for a school picture. Mom was not happy.

Mike Mascarelli

with the right person, mac n cheese on the couch can be the most romantic/intimate date you've ever been on. Chemistry, not price tags

Danielle S

I want that OG endless breadsticks and salad tho

Paula Thomas

I will always stand by Applebees and chilis!!! the Texas cheese fries, chicken wings or just an absolutely filthy burger will always hit from there

bateman bookworm

Iโ€™ve never been to The Brick Bone Fish Grill but Iโ€™ve been told multiple times from people that itโ€™s absolutely garbage ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Nicholas K

Joseph I do not accept the Texas Roadhouse slander.

Amber Bassi

Bojangles biscuits slap sooooo much harder nowhere else compares

Julia Klem

I was internally screaming every time Joe said โ€œbone sawโ€

Jess G.

I NEED to see Joe react to eating โœจhuevos con weeniesโœจ

Kendra Curnett

Cannot accept the Cheesecake Factory slander. If not fancy, why can I see the chefs in the kitchen wearing their special white chef costumes and tall hat ??? ๐Ÿคจ๐Ÿคจ

Shana Brennan

I Went to Longhorns for the First Time a Couple Months Ago and it Was Absolutely ๐Ÿ”ฅ

Nicholas K

Thereโ€™s Going to be a Texas Roadhouse is Opening in Toms River ๐Ÿ‘€

Nicholas K

"just an elbow, don't need it" as someone with elbow/nerve issues, couldn't agree more

Liv

Some dude took me to Applebees for a first date ๐Ÿ˜… he opened the door for me so ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ then another one took me to a museum and butterfly exhibit which I loved. Also, included a picnic at the park. I love those types of dates. Definitely allows for conversation to happen. I always have loved getting to know people and hearing stories from their lives.

Anna

One of my college roommates got engaged at an Olive Garden๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ She was from PA

Jada Melanson

This!!

Josie Cummings

My friend just went on a first date and the guy took her to church ๐Ÿ˜‚

Gabs Marie

I need a 2024 slam poetry pleaseeeeee

Lorenzo Landhan

Iโ€™ve never felt like a bigger piece of the shit than I did after hearing Joe make fun of bonefish grill and thinking that was a nice restaurant. Also Golden Corral is disgusto barfo and Frank deserves federal prison for ever claiming otherwise.

Blakeley Hudson

Itโ€™s just a bite sized soft pretzel ๐Ÿ˜‚ you can dip them in cheese

zoina beana

Can someone tell me what a pretzel bite is ๐Ÿคฃ

Amber Newbury

Also Iโ€™m not even half way thru and frank has already talked about two things heโ€™s talked about before lolol we paying for NEW shit frank ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ love ya still

Alexis patnode

A new episode on my birthday ayeeeooโค๏ธ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿป

Alexis patnode

If a man ever asks me to go to the gym on a first date im going automatically assume that he thinks Iโ€™m fat ๐Ÿ˜น

J. Nicole

suggested going to chilis for a first date. He got food poisoning, I didnโ€™t. Did not get a second date though ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜…

Brooke Nowak

"learn a book"

Marisa Richard

Hens donโ€™t make gelato ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

sarah hillman

I live in NH and had someone come in to my job and tell me theyโ€™re from mystic CT and all I could think was โ€œfuck Copenhagen go to mystic Connecticutโ€ while holding back my laughter

anna

i feel like the way joe is picturing bonefish is not at all how it actually is ๐Ÿ’€ itโ€™s not that bad lmao

Karissa Phillips

My dad used to work at a clothing store that used to sell all of these iconic brands, back in his 20s. So when I was younger I used to wear a shit ton of kids apparel from South Pole, Baby Phat, Clench, etc.. and I swear we were such a ballin looking family ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ I miss those brands man fr

Ti-Shawn

Cant get behind frankie this time w the gelato๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Nicole Kato

Love the subtle Whoโ€™s Line reference from Frank ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿป

Brandon Welker

was having a horrible day and realized it was friday. thanks for the laughs babes, needed that <3

Eileen Hayes

this episode made me feel very poor lmao some of these places in my town ARE the fancy places

Marisa Richard

I will not know peace until I find out what this dollaritas thing Joe heard about was

Melissa

Halloween version of Home Alone sounds amazing

Penny Keys

Take me on an ice cream date or gelato date.. ya girl isnโ€™t picky ๐Ÿ˜‚

Lisa Pisaniello

There are so many good one liners in this ep ๐Ÿคฃ

Hannah Reid

I see Joey is going full Brooklyn stereotype now with the vintage carhartt ๐Ÿ˜‚

Austin

Please go to Olive Garden for a video

Brooke

itโ€™s crazy hearing frankie talk about lake compounce knowing i went there like every year lmfao

Reid Holleran

BONEFISH IS A CLASSY JOINT IN TENNESSEE, OK????

Karley Dodson

Bonefish grill is weโ€™re my now husband and I went on our first date. Have we ever gone back? No๐Ÿ˜‚

Eimylee Martinez

The way Joe looked at that wall as if it committed a terrible crime against him, I canโ€™t that was so funny ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Yasmeen Gutierrez

Awe happy anniversary to Frankie and his wife!

Gabbi Peรฑa

Frankie needs to relax about gelato ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

lindy

New drinking game: binge watch the show and take a shot every time Frank says โ€œIโ€™ll do you one betterโ€

Jennifer Woolf

Crying in midwesterner who is only surrounded by Applebees, olive gardens, and TGI Fridays. ๐Ÿฅฒ๐Ÿ˜‚

Rachael Patton

Joe wearing a Carhartt jacket come on now ๐Ÿฅต

Lacey Eggersdorfer

I just went to a fancy restaurant and got a $20 hot dog ๐Ÿ™ƒ

Rosa

I love how Joe said โ€œyouโ€™re not getting me youโ€™re baiting meโ€ then proceeds to respond the way Frank wants ๐Ÿ˜‚

MamiitaG

Joe just glistening like Patrick Ewing in the fourth quarter.

Christine Chapman

Ommmgggg baby phat I used to always have a baby phat jacket ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

MamiitaG

Did joey ever get into that shark tank?

Iohs

I will forever call Bonefish Grill Bonesaw now ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ.

Christina Chavira

My first boyfriendโ€™s mother told me I was strange when I met her and that night made him call me to question me about my religious beliefs because he couldnโ€™t date me if I wasnโ€™t Christian. We were 13. He now has a green Mohawk and is married to an atheist.

Tori

i have never been more certain of anything in my entire life from the moment i was born to this moment right now that frankie's collar stayed popped for at least the entirety of 2008

Harley

What button down is joe wearing??

Jill

My daughter's nickname for her hockey team is Bonesaw ๐Ÿ˜œ

Vanessa K

BONESAW!

Maddy Hattan

Coming home from working night shift + breakfast + Patreon = perfect Fridays

Brittany Sanders

So much hate for Olive Garden ๐Ÿ˜ญ us poors are weeping for our luxury dining ๐Ÿ˜‚

Jessica Lepore

The fits go absolutely insane

Emily Eltrevoog

holy shit Frankie looks so good!!! The outfit, the hat its all serving

Alish VS

Just pulled into work and sitting eating my breakfast wouldn't want to listen to anything else โ˜บ๏ธ

cassidy dean

breakfast time ๐Ÿ˜ฉ

Kayla Freeman

Youโ€™re late for my breakfast

Wed -Lena

Iโ€™m so glad Iโ€™m up at 4:03 am and get to be one of the first to watch this

Caleb Austin

My husband and I were in college and went to the movies. We saw Jarhead. So romantic!๐Ÿ˜‚ Married almost 15 years now!โค๏ธ

Lindsay Garber


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